Howmanheyman

With the risk of getting on Gloomy's bad side, the early BBC business/news review showed a page from the telegraph showing a grinning farage waving the Union Jack. Not one word about the story from the guest or the presenter was in any way derogatory or critical of their embarrassing actions. Why put it on?

at some of those mackems. To be fair a few are ridiculing them as well but probably the highlight from the one page I could handle reading was one of them stating that of course they're pissed off, Danny Rose was 'one of the highlights of the decade'........

Did a cracking job at Sunderland. (Not sure what was said to him before he signed up and what he saw/discovered in the first month or so but he looked like he knew they were fucked very early on.)

Well there's massive protests in France at the moment* around Macron fucking with their pensions so maybe they've got something worth fighting for? Obviously us servile British have a far inferior pension than the rest of Europe, that's why we voted leave, damn their eyes! *Apparently woefully underreported on the BBC for some reason? (I very rarely watch the BBC news at the minute so may be misinformed but I wonder if there'd be more coverage had France had a more left wing president in charge, say a Monsieur Jeremie Corbaine?

There'll be no alcohol allowed as some cunt within the Brexit lot will have arranged 'exclusive' rights to sell shit alcohol in plastic glasses at a high mark-up.

Man City will annihilate them at Wembley. They'll end up chasing shadows as they play in a way that'll suit Man City down to the ground.

My worry is I'll be dead before I get the state pension if the Nazi tax dodger's party get a permanent position through Brexit/break up of the Union. My work pension won't cut it and if I stay in my particular line of work at the age of 65 they'll end up wheeling me out. But at least I'll go to my grave knowing we got Brexit done. British! And proud!

Steve has a recommendation for you..... I thought the outside story was good, can't wait for the inside one.

And a wobber?

As the late Terry Jones (almost) said as the mother of Brian to the three wise men bearing gifts....'Well, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. And thanks a lot for M'bappe and the twenty virgins. But don't worry too much about the suicide jihadists next time, all right? Thank you. Goodbye. Well, weren't they nice? Out of their bloody minds, but still......'

Ah, Plata o plomo approach? Like it.

I've always thought people who watch football religiously only go once at easter and once near Christmas just for appearances?

Joelinton! Woa-oa-oah! Joelinton! Woa-oa-oah! At scoring goals he's shit! But he's a maestro at the clit! (Repeat to fade).

Thanks www.toon1892.com. (That's your website, isn't it?)

I hear Charlie Methadone* is free? *The Don's brilliant PR man at Sunderland.

He makes @The Fish sound like biffa bacon.

You should hear @PaddockLad talk, man. It's like having a conversation with Brian Sewell.

'Hi 606, Newcastle fan, I'm a season ticket holder.' (Me in the car) 'What hand do you hold it with you fucking knob.'

Hated football till Italia 90 and/or sky took over and couldn't tell you any match anecdotes from before then and didn't know many players pre-1992 types.

Bloke in the local shop spelled it 'Whissy'. Also sold 'Lambruso'.

More 'takeovers' than cup wins under Ashley.

Don't diss.... 'Woah! Johnny, Johnny! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Anderson!' Sit on the naughty step for three minutes then you can come back and say sorry.