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Allardyce taking the 5-1 defeat on the chin, holding his hands up by slaughtering his players on BT. He might have got things wrong himself but if he did he kept it to himself. 'Big Sam furious' says the presenter. Gets away with fucking murder, this cunt.

One thing I always loved about NI was the bread. Utterly shit unless toasted on one side when it was top banana.

Pease pudding 'gross'? Wash your mouth out! (gives me heartburn otherwise I'd have it much more).

Man U go 1 up v Huddersfield.

That's just on one page of their match thread. Think the honeymoon period is over for their superb, (on joining them), manager.

Bolton won, Birmingham two up.

https://streamable.com/sjdpd https://streamable.com/nf825 The empty seats, the defending etc.

They're playing Ipswich not Wolves! (Not knowing who your local rivals are playing? Would never happen on RTG).

They got a draw at Molinuex didn't they? Wouldn't rule out them getting something today for some strange reason.

That's it! Never looked anywhere near being able to be a PL player, the poor cunt.

What was the ginger young striker called before Armstrong? Adam something as well? Bring him hyem!

I'm starting to think we maybe should've got a striker in the summer, one that wasn't £5m from the Mark Hughes bargain bin, (Stoke branch). Who'd have guessed?

It was the filmmakers idea to appeal to a broad church of people, specifically to those who enjoy 15 American heroes on horses alongside Thor chinning 15,000 Taliban fighters.

RIP Once worked briefly with a fitter who raved about him but unfortunately the fitter just had the misfortune to be an extremely boring man so I probably didn't listen as much as I should've.

He hasn't spoken to 'his guy' yet for confirmation.

3-1 Swansea, another joke goal. Heavy pitch and Arsenal don't want to know. Fucking Cockney wankers.

Fucking Arsenal. Joke goal for Swansea taking the lead. We're fucking doomed, here like.

There'll be enough sad, sad, oh so fucking desperately sad bastards that'll fall for the manufactured eccentric bullshit and will lap it up. See that fraud Johnson.

I should be!

Snap!

A panorama special about the state of football, first five or so minutes about NUFC including cameo's from a very young looking Mark Jenson of the mag and the lush Gallowgate bogs. (Also later on a glimpse of some utter gimps from Luton including their shithouse Tory mp chairman).

I love how Sky dramatise the intro's to the many live games the broadcast of us as a club in turmoil etc then fucking refuse to state categorically that it's down to the owner.

"make me an offer" said with a squinty face is fuck all compared to her "tell me about it, stud" comment she made to Trump before dropping her tab on the pavement and stubbing it out with her stiletto heel.

Bellamy's a bitter little cunt 100% aware of his role he has to play regarding commenting on NUFC for his new employers Sky and more than happy to play along. Shame as I loved him playing for us.