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Bloke at wor place's daughter was one of the lasses killed down there, can't put a face to his name and he obviously isn't in. Poor cunt, I couldn't imagine it.

Drove past Wallsend high street yesterday, didn't see any sunshine fanny but along the way I spotted a charver on a bike, top off, smirking a tab and a couple of others further along walking along, tops off with sunglasses on looking very charver-like. No SF to speak of.

Was really tempted to get a genuine 1980-2, complete with the umbro logos going down the sleeves, home shirt the other day but baulked at the £150 price. By the same token seen a shirt I already owned and fancied buying it back but was was busy and didn't bother buying it, would've cost around £80. (87-88 home). I'd even be tempted to get the new one but fuck that with the sponsor. Shame. Very bad.

Like Gabbiadini, like Defoe, Phillips couldn't fuck off quick enough after relegation. No chance of Allardyce either unless they've come into some money and doubt he's flavour of the month after fucking off just before the beginning of last season and leaving them in the shite. Rumoured to be close to leaving before England came calling anyway as he knew the cupboard was bare. They'll end up with someone desperate for a job with no expectation of getting a half decent EFL budget.

Loads of pics of missing bairns. Horrible cunts. What they're families must be going through right now?

It's their modus operandi.

Don't be too harsh on yourself, try that in a comedy club selling English tapas, for example, and it might go down a better?

Both Milan's have really good traditional kits but have made a right pigs ear of them lately, especially inter. That's a bit better.

Is this a wind up?

I haven't got a sink, half the floor is up in my old kitchen/new living room, a removed wall revealed a lower floor new kitchen doesn't get installed till next week and I'm officially sick as fuck.

Read somewhere it's £45m over three years, (£15m a season).

On seeing the video it's not as bad, just a shame the sponsor is turtle shit.

Was hoping it was going to be a decent shirt for a change. That, mainly because of the sponsor, is piss poor.

I never watched it, never watched Chelsea win the PL the other night and didn't watch the Upton park love-in last year either. I win tbh.

Was Jason Cundy and Justin Edinburgh there?

One of our posters writes football club owner reviews in the style of a 14 year old if that's any help?

Would be lovely but it ain't happening.

Happy to oblige.

Charnley: "Yeah, it was brutal at times when I did bird but luckily got on with my cell mate, 'Nails' McGinty, we were real tight and had each others backs. We said we'd look out for each other on the outside as well......hang on, can I just take this call?........Hello? Lee Charnley speaking...... What? This is nails McGinty? You've just got out?.....err, let me finish, this is Lee Charnley's mam, Lee has emigrated to Australia, err, said he's very happy over there and isn't coming back and he said please don't ring his mam anymore or something like that. Bye."

£100 for them? A fool and his money are easily parted.

Fucking sky with their 12 o'clock kick off time. Cunts. Anyway, ha'way/howay the lads and have a good time no matter what.

First rule of neo-liberal club, never classify yourself as one. Second rule of neo-liberal club, never disturb dead birds in your chimney.

Nothing will happen to the stadium name. Them renaming it wasn't normal and using the wonga sponsorship to put it back to normal was an excuse to save face for a mistake and an attempt to smooth over an unpopular sponsor.

Henry Ramsey had a go at it in the charts once.