Howmanheyman

Meat pie Sausage roll Deirdre Darlow Keeping goal

Anyone know where the 'block a poster' button is? Think I might need to use it for the first time.

When did we last win a game? (I can't remember #brainfreeze). Got to start winning now, I'm afraid. Need a mini-run if we can manage it.

We not already playing Norwich, think it's on Saturday, 3 o'clock KO.

Scoobos, doobos, don't.

I'm guessing he's with a lass. (Hopefully not 15 nor drugged from a taxi rank).

She might be fit as a lop but she has shit musical taste.

Fucking pervert.

More the latter I'd guess, same as this country.

https://twitter.com/NUFC_Leazes/status/713083859404005376?s=09

I must be five because I think 10p.

Just heard stupid Pearce give a mention to managers who go under the radar but are doing a good job and he just mentioned Pardew. :lol:

That's when HF finally knew he'd made it.

To be fair, you hadn't just a derby to think about but a whinging female as well.

I remember getting a text from you yesterday morning so had no idea where the 'refreshed and relaxed' came from then I checked my texts from yesterday evening. fair enough.

Woosh!

F T M F T M

Fuck off man you, knacker.

If only there were numerous betting company adverts on the TV for every single televised game. Brainwashing the next generation but finding CT's skull too thick to penetrate. Fair play, CT!

When Ashley goes and takes his over promoted lackeys with him, I'll prob go back. It would take real evidence, over a period of time, for me to trust this bastard. (Personally think Rafa is a very calculated gamble whatever happens, but that's for another day.).

Stevie is. I'm a boycoutt man.

Fancy us today but dreamt we were 4-0 down at half time, I was standing in an empty executive box right at the front of the leazes but it was basically a portacabin with a water boiler on a bare wall for tea & coffee, the window behind showed the mackems who had the full end but it was the old 'bus stop' leazes end with seats bolted onto the terraces. Was a bit bizarre to say the least. Also dreamt there was a big train crash in town and I was leading the wife and kids, (and also the bairns old teacher) to safety through Byker as the train couldn't get any further. The teacher was linking my arm and wor lass didn't look too happy about it. Anyway, if any of you know a good shrink could you PM me the details, please?

Never heard of it. I've just had a crumpet for breakfast.