Howmanheyman

Blatantly posted this from the flats down by Percy Main Metro in his hondacrackas and Kestrel super strength beer stains on his bedsheets.

It's all about YOU isn't it, you heartless bastard.

Aye, I've been glued to SSN all through this window, like.

All?

He's a tough cookie to please, is MT. "I'm nearly finished with the Brondby connection research. Won't be long, babes, just put my dinner in the oven. Love you. Bye.......bye."

I've just been a bit busy to post as much, sorry.

A win would really have papered over the cracks, mind. Too much to ask for coming back from a losing position. Noticed Ashley in the crowd, can Pards dedicate this draw to him, please?

To be fair they don't deserve to lose.

Joke.

Fucking get in! Aarons has been the difference.

Off a corner!!!! Pleased for Aarons.

Pre-season my main hopes signing wise were on De Jong. Cabella not so much. I haven't been impressed either and I'm aware of Ben Arfa's weaknesses as well as his skills.

'New manager effect' he's already put his excuse in pre-game on the radio.

Which is definitely 'no better'.

It's early to say but he's no better than Ben Arfa at present.

Two goals in 45 mins? Are we capable? Can we come back and win? Three hopes, Bob Hope, Westerhope and no hope I reckon.

Pardew said its going to be horses for courses with Dummet and Hadaira. When he thinks we'll be on top Hadaira will play is how I took his patter on the radio.

Set piece!

Pards looking very relieved there.

Get in Janmaat sonna!

Would've liked De Jong to turn and shoot there instead. Good move though which has been rare.

Can we get that Gillingham kid in the Palace side, please? For the fret? Another good set piece there.

He's a set piece threat like my piece is a threat to the sky sports lasses.

I heard his patter on bbc Newcastle, thinks we've dominated most games and also sounded very confident about today. Thought he had loads of options now for different games. Just got the game on and we're already 0-1 down at home to Palace.