Howmanheyman

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Really?

That leally make me laugh, ginger ninja.

Couple of young lads at work, (both 22), don't have a problem wearing a onesie.

You couldn't make their statements up. (for the avoidance of doubt, this regime running the club are a set of cunts, wankers and lickspittles).

'Harry's last stand' by Harry Leslie Smith. Probably the best non fiction book I've read. 91 year old Harry remembers his poverty as a child, remembers the great depression and seeing his parents sending his sister to a kind of workhouse to die as they couldn't afford to look after her nor pay for healthcare as there was no NHS. It is a book of his life and a warning that the old elite are once more trying to grind down the middle and working class. He is absolutely fucking scathing on the right wing media and their war on the poor and benefits claimants, scathing on the tax dodgers and the oxbridge elite who run this country. I feel privileged to have shared Harry's life and memories. A superb read and only £1.09 on the kindle. (I'd force CT to read it if he was only capable of reading a book).

I do have a lunch with the girls habit, as it happens.

P.s. After all bills and savings, I'm left with about £75 so I'm sure you'll cope with £600, London or not.

First things first, drop the word 'guys' from your patter, second, take the job. If you like it and have no commitments then £600 spare cash will do till you move up.

Another 'Scrounger having more babies' headline coming up in the likes of the Daily Mail.......What? It's a Royal? It's William's bit of stuff, Kate? Gawd bless ere, Sah! Hope her sickness is quick and easy, hope the baby is golden and hope the Royal vaginal flaps don't get too battered by the Royal birth. Worth every penny, Ma'am.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/CE3pEsaCRfGbwKiIGb-ewA?mt=1

New low for Pardew. Footage of him acting the boy in Gelsenkirchen the night before our game with Schalke. http://www.jibjab.com/view/xngJfaIBTJO74W68qUCTWg?mt=1

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http://www.jibjab.com/view/53xe1joZTaCx2sCRtkmt0Q?mt=1

If you look carefully you can see CT in amongst that lot, in spirit, trudging through the 80's, just back from Ibiza where he danced till sunset to the Birdie Song and Club Tropicana.

Never seen this coming.

That pic isn't helping the hangover. Thanks everybody.

I feel hungover, hoping a saveloy sarnie pulls me round.

@CT

I tell you what, after three free years of Pardew, makes you pine for Hughton's understated interviews let alone Bobby's or KK's style. Seem to recall CT praising his interviews early on IIRC.

I've had too much to drink this weekend already and might well be going out tonight as well with friends rather than Missus and Kids. Help!

Blatantly ran past one 19 stone 50 year old defender and hit a low shot past a keeper who just lifted his leg a bit to try and save it.

For two hours?

What was he doing in that two hours?