Howmanheyman

Would've thought 'Newcastle United, t'vaginal fluid/dog faeces licking, limp wristed, non-Yorkshire, non-female murdering football club v Crystal Palace' more apt?

Daft question to be honest. I'd love us to stay up and then have a powerful manager hold the club to their promises and put the ball publicly in their court rather than the recent gimps who play ball with the chumps running the show with Ashley's limits.

Still gutted we didn't beat man city, (just city? Fuck that!) Terrible start, fantastic comeback, gutted we haven't got four points instead of two, happy at the fightbacks, know for a fact the average mackems mentality will be in our favour as they'll have been wounded we came back twice and by two goals in the last game. We're still in the shite, big time, but we've far more hope. With McClaren a good result means Laurel's rested on, Rafa will use it as vindication of hard work.

To be fair, yet again..... Noelie probably feels sorry for everyone else on here like we do with Haydonator.

Aye, the poor fucker. (On the flip side he's more chance of seeing us lift a trophy should we eventually become a well run club in the distant future while most of us will be playing a harp).

I wasn't at the derby game you two are talking about but I distinctly remember having an argument with my missus as I bounced around the room listening to the winner go in and my wife taking exception to my joy which she thought was OTT.

Couldn't give a fuck about them. They've a highly inflated opinion about themselves, well, the younger ones do, anyway, usually black/Asian ones I've noticed from Twitter/YouTube.

"> Just hours before the news emerged. Timing. Nothing wrong with a double tribute to be fair. 'Killing two birds with one stone' and all that. Elton John did it in the nineties with 'candle in the wind' for Diana for the main single, the B-side was for Mother Theresa, 'Sandals in the bin'.

Kelly v Grimsby O'Brien's v the mackems, (the lob in the 1-1 at roker was immense, watch it on YouTube to see what all seat, all season tickets has taken away from crowd participation). O'Brien v Boro at Ayresome in the 3-1 win Fuck it, most away goals you'd go mental in the crowd. Most mental I've seen for a consolation goal was peacock at Derby but that was more defiance. (Still went mental when 8-9 men pulled it back to 2-1 where Derby couldn't get the ball off us for five minutes. Unfortunately never got to feyenoord or the San siro but the best seated goal experience was probably Rob Lee at Wembley.

Kelly v Pompey. Thread closed.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

It's called an 'agenda' HF.

I'm up for the challenge. I'm not sure if there's any Geordie in her but now's her chance to rectify that.

Just thought it was a new poster. Never checked up on him or anything.

Even after she's dead you just won't let it lie, will you?

We never get the lickings of a dog v man city from the officials, like. Fucking sick of it.

Fucking get in!!!!

Bad decision. Pass or fucking hit it with your left foot!

TS full of baked beans, lately.

There's real debrid links that don't work I've found, a few times I've had to use a non-RD instead. Didn't pay a lot so no big deal but I'll not renew either.

We've a joint account, a separate one each and another couple of savings accounts. Works fine with us.

Wouldn't be surprised to see CT asking for advice on grass feed a few weeks after his astro still hasn't shown any signs of life.