Howmanheyman

"Which one's CT?" "Me." "I know exactly 'ow you felt when you clinched that corner sofa deal back in '91 at South Shields whilst Ossie's boys were straggling in the old division two wivaht ya" "Really?" "Course I dahn't you fackin Mappet."

Who changed the thread title?

"Now I know what Paul Simon meant by the words he found, I wish I was Homeward Bound. Well I feel like Buddy Holly 'cause it's Raining In My Heart. And I feel like, all the Geordies did, when Albert chipped in the fifth. Now I know how Paul McCartney felt when he got up to say:... I wish it was Yesterday."

Can't remember is the answer. Actually think the game Gillespie shone was the 2-0 defeat at Old Trafford. Think that's where KK decided to get him.

Should've played him as centre half and accept that he'd drop the odd bollock, much easier for an attacker who's new to the league to hit the ground running than a defender in the same circumstances, IMO.

It was a league cup game when clubs didn't play B teams. Full house, great atmosphere and two teams wanting to win. The two other games I mentioned didn't feature B teams either.

"Lee Ryder: The five burning issues that Newcastle United need to look at this week: .....4) Does Pardew need to give his pal José Mourinho a call for a few tips in dealing with the media? The last thing the Toon Army want is for Pardew to be pretending he’s the Special One." He's fucking great, Lee Ryder. Makes Alan Oliver look polished and professional.

70ml not including mixer.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Croydon tonight just like we did when we beat Man U 5-0. It's spooky, really.

So to re-cap, CT says we hadn't beat Man U for a decade when we beat them 5-0, although in reality we'd beaten them three times in that period despite being in a different division for four of those years. 1986-87, won 2-1. 1987-88, won 1-0. 1994-95, won 2-0. Apart from that and also saying everyone expected a defeat, he's spot on. (I managed to trudge along to all of those games and ended up in the RVI after the 2-1 win where Goddard got the winner as I knacked my leg when I got home, I was young and naive and said to my Dad that some Man U fans must have had an accident too as there was a few battered and bloodied Mancs in the accident and emergency dept the same time as us).

1993. Actually, 1994, just checked.

We beat them 2-0 about a year or so earlier, man!

That's this cunt all over though, isn't it? (Pardew, not you, Zanetti). That complete and utter tosspot, David fucking Craig yesterday on Sky's Soccer Saturday, managing to do what no other media person can and have a good natter with Ashley, (Which should assure everyone that Craig is in his pocket), spewing forth his Master's propaganda about not being able to compete with the Mancs and Russian cash at Chelsea to win a title, (nice to see Mourinho questioning whether Man City should be stripped of their trophies by the way, what a complete lack of self awareness from another myopic twat, but at least the London Journalists love him, bless his little cheeky Portuguese socks). Err, where was I? Ah yes, our unrealistic expectations of trying to win a title according to Mike Ashley's football spokesman, David 'Propa Reet Bo' Craig. Unbelievable, indeed Jeff.

After Leicester beating Man U and West Brom beating Spurs, I wonder if anyone like David 'I'd like to beat him around the head with a particularly heavy wet fish' Craig, would care to evaluate their opinion of yesterday being a positive result?

Were you still exhausted from trudging through the eighties, CT?

The chosen one The Dutch used to be good one The Next, Fucking (any)one

Most squids are damp, to be fair, it's the environment they live in.

I mix the treadmill with outdoor running. Usually run past the Toon's training ground but the players must be getting a complex when they see a proper footballer running past them.

Haven't ran for a few weeks so went on today but got off after 15 mins when there started to smell smoke. It was acrid, think the motor or fuse was starting to go. I've worn it out! If this happens to you, CT, unplug it immediately and check for flames.

Really pleased for Cisse and that's where the positivity ends. We're fucked if he breaks down and when we come up against better opposition I fear for us.

(Lord of the dance/drink, drink, wherever you may be) CT! Whoever you may be! You eat shit for your lunch and tea But it could be worse, You could be Ken, Posting pissed from your Aussie Den. (Well it is a random post thread).

IbegyourPardewIneverpromisedyouarosegarden.

Cos the fick fans are two fick to rite proper riting? Are these...... .......yours, mate?

I'm more offended at those two calling themselves 'coaches'.

My 16 year old self would've been a lot more politically aware than some of the adults I see around me today ages from twenty up to their fifties who glean their facts of todays Britain from The Sun, The Daily Mail, Sofa's UK, Taxi Journal and The Daily Star.