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Howmanheyman

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  1. A good read. I value CT's assessments on football more than Merson's, however.
  2. I see, said the blind man. Still not for me.
  3. I've watched the odd bit of Stewart Lee but he's just not funny. Him thinking that the alternative to not rating him means you prefer the Apollo show is like someone saying ACDC are shit to be met with, 'who do you like? One direction?'
  4. Ah fee me best for me loyal puntas.
  5. Heard a tale pre-game of a workmates vpal doing a sheare job and him slaughtering him. End of the day, it doesn't need shearer to tell me that. Sent from my Mobile phone, pissed as s twat.
  6. My eldest won the national. As a family we're now going out with pissed fatha. (Me). Want my NUFC back, please.
  7. Their goal you could point the finger at three of them. But Taylor let them off the hook with his brilliance. Utterly pathetic.
  8. I reckon Noelie has a job lot of Viagra over there and a compliant Latino home help to accommodate him. (Whether the latino home help is called Juanita or Juan is another issue though).
  9. Am away up to personnel to ask them change my tax code to 'avoidance'. Don't worry! I won't ask for the 'evasion' code!
  10. Ray Harryhausen had this special effects shit sorted years ago. Jason and the Argonauts, man. Superb.
  11. I might well laugh at Sunderland, take the piss etc, but I couldn't say they don't bother me. Course they fucking do! My uncle was an OOTer from Northern Ireland. Didn't give a fuck about Sunderland but detested Man U which I suppose was understandable as they weren't on his radar nationally and he had no idea of the local feelings, had never been to a derby etc. I think you see something a bit similar on here from OOTers or longtime exiles. I'm not obsessed with them but could never say I wasn't bothered by them being above us.
  12. I wouldn't bother with the iPhone if I was you, try the t'phone.
  13. I reckon he strides into his office, closes the door, sits down, twiddles with his pen, gets up, looks at his reflection, pretends he's having a high level conversation with someone from Arsenal, sits back down, purses his lips then wonders what he can actually do that morning before searching for somewhere to go for his dinner.
  14. Is it on BBC iPlayer? (I might not have been necessarily serious when I said I wanted to see it).
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