Howmanheyman

2-0 MK Dons v Man U

Maribor take the lead at Celtic with 15 mins left.

They really aren't interested in our game on SSN, mind. One update in 45 mins and that was to tell us a goal was scored. Just realised Celtic's game is on ITV 4 and as Alan McInally has absolutely slaughtered Celtic I think I'll switch over.

Just put SSN on kick off, they must have had updates from reporters from every game in England and Scotland bar ours so far. Quite comical hearing another report from Brentford v Fulham again, 0-0, and still no news from our game.

Ben Arfa's goal was a reward for JaMouse who trudged along to watch it. And CT of course who trudged with JaMouse in spirit. I'm made up for them both.

ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Really good move by the Mancs and a second for Jovetic.

One nil to Man City.

just personal experience, but the only non internet arguments I've had with Ashley apologists have been with tubby, badly dressed hipsters with really shit haircuts in their late twenties.

Yes we are. Quick quiz, which of the following played for Newcastle United, which one played for Middlesbrough, which one played for Sunderland and which one was a sales rep for MFI in North Shields? A. Colin Cooper B. Brian Tinnion C. Keith Bertchin D. Mala Grey Nee rush. Take your time.

Well Renton, did you happen to spot a bloke in his forties, good looking chap, well dressed with a look of a bloke who trudged through the dark days of NUFC in the eighties? If you did then rest assured it WASN'T Boldon's CT.

Think Neville for all the praise he gets is too concerned with the top teams, I agree with Murphy, Seedorf is canny as well but was more concentrating on domestic football.

I call loads of these pundits and give them stick as the majority range from mediocre to ear-bleedingly bad, however credit to Gary McCallister, always comes across decent and doesn't ignore sides outside the golden circle of media favourites.

A couple more of Pardews recent fawts on...... Transfers: “I don’t think I’m going to lose a big player and I certainly hope – fingers crossed after Andy Carroll – that continues. “The last two or three years, we’ve lost key players and the ones who’ve gone in just haven’t been able to carry the flag. We feel we’ve done good business this summer though and we’ve got a good solid team.” The Cups: “Perhaps, at board level, we say what other boards don’t say in that the Premier League is the be all and end all because of the TV money, you cannot hide from that. We’re not hiding from it, we’ve actually said it, perhaps to our detriment but we have said it, that is our priority. Of course we want to win a cup and our fans want to win a cup.” I take the transfer talk to be we aren't buying again and might sell a regular starter. The cups bit doesn't exactly fill you with optimism, it's like me saying on a personal level my priority has to be to the Wife as that is where the bread and butter is and I've got her tied down to a contract, but of course I'd like to sleep with Kirsty Gallacher as well.

"Madame and Monsieur, each golden chocolate represents a failed bid by Le Ambassodor for a centre forward, please take one."

"Monsieur Pardoo, with all these chances you are spoiling us."

Take your pic who to laugh at.

Not many.

Going to watch 'What if' tonight with the missus. Don't go to the pictures much and it's always the bairns choice or something the wife wants to watch. Can't wait.

We're not creating that many chances.

No chance of getting the Celtic lad, we're not a big enough club again.

He's accusing you of being an ex- Soviet spy, he's just a dyslexic.

No team building here. Sell on value squad is what we have. Pardew making us into a hard to beat team at best.