Howmanheyman

5% of those in March 27th 1970 say they DIDN'T see it, the rest were black & white and DID.

I do an impression of the missus asking for a villa and wanting to call it Casa Chez with a heart shaped pool with C & D in it which, just to clarify, she hasn't really asked for, but, you know, women etc, and all along there's 'Big Sam' blowing my impression out of the water.

Are we still talking about Ben Arfa?

Losing 1-0 at SOL, then won 4-1 at LOL.

There's no correct way, really, so I fund it amusing when some, (usually under 35 or post PL era) fan insists there's a Geordie/Mackem difference to it.

Are you thinking of the '1-0 down, 4-1 up, Albert Luque wrapped it up' game, CT?

If its phonetic it's got to be ha'way, surely? (Or even ha'ware).

SEW getting bored now the baby is here, can't turn to drink, so......

Did he run out of false tan?

I used to have it, too. Also had a hat with the same spelling of ha'way the lads, but that was before nufc put a 'howay the lads' sign in the tunnel and the mackems obviously had to spell it differently to us when their flat pack was built thus the daft argument about the correct way for us and them to spell ha'way/howay came about.

Leeds away? Derby away?

Self love or with each other?

At the match last night there were spells when the crowd were trying to get behind the team and the younger lads still keep droning on the tuneless and hopeless drivel that is the 'one club made out of two clubs' song. Fuck me, it's like a wet blanket being thrown over a fire, after six years or so they still haven't taken the hint. Nobody joins in BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SHIT.

He can't, his walls sucked up all the water.

Language, Timothy!

'Game changer'

Well that will shock absolutely nobody.

Nowhere near as many as would've missed it at Sunderland. My shin is fucking knacking this morning and I also accidentally hurt the moaning fucker next to me when the fourth went in.

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Roses are red Big Sam is blue Couldn't make one game Turn into two.

It all started to go wrong for him when we hounded him out.

Pardew splashing on the blue stratos, glancing at the mirror, head tilted and winking to himself as we speak.

Sure, there'll always be arguments about how successful keanes was, for every fan there's a doubter, but your average punter knows that when it comes to the economy, it's the same old Tories who'll sort it out. And they just aren't interested in Keane's & Ian's economic theories and there's no point in going round in circles about it./CT