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2-1 Rooney pen. No more updates, can't take any more Michael Owen, the walking, talking advert for contraception.

Let's hope we're wrong, we've shown we can make chances but it's alarming the times we collapse like a sack of shit when something goes wrong.

Villa are traditionally whipping boys for Man U. Can't see the mancs not winning it even in these 'dark days'.

A twatting awaits with our recent lineup.

1-1 Rooney. Airplane banner shown. #houndedout

Not too long ago a few on here just couldn't see them getting relegated despite the strong evidence suggesting otherwise. Let's hope I can get to use an old Toontastic catchphrase at the end of the season, 'I WAS RIGHT!'

By the way, Stoke fans seem to be the most angry around. (Can't really blame them for that either as they don't have a lot going for them including an identity. The Sunderland-lite of the area between North-West England and the Midlands).

They're one of the clique football clubs and their (usually) disproportionate media coverage gets on my tits. Their army of ex-players who get gigs on the tv/radio can tend to annoy as well the knackers in Devon/London/No mark UK towns who phone up these talk in shows to talk about Liverpool FC. To be fair to their support, (and Man U's), they do tend to get their fingers out when they're not happy with things unlike ourselves sadly. Can't say their (local) supporters have ever really bothered me that much and the same goes for their mates at Goodison. Can't really see the point of the article either way apart from Fish having another essembee-lite dig at Liverpool which he's prone to do every now and then.

Was going to post earlier on that it's a bit ironic that a plane, symbol of that clubs unity and probably the making of it in terms of popularity is now being used to show discontent and unhappiness at the club. My heart goes out to them at this difficult time.

"Do my selfies offend you?"

I was at that game as it happens.

My pal still turns white in sheer terror of a keeper called 'Steve Hardwick'.

Rayvin, you do realise that you're on your final warning on here for that 'United' quip when referring to Man U? YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Doesn't try to get a comedic angle on the piece. Needs to spend more time on it. #spoofreading

It's ok, Rob Eliot's got this covered.

Anyone on here know just how many times we've lost by more than two goals under Pardew? Anyone on here who's good at graphs? (Stand up, HF, you're on).

He's got a bad back from picking the ball out of the net so often.

I've no idea what position HBA played against the Mackems away but the tactics were a dogs dinner.

Their game in hand is Man City away. I can't see them beating Everton and think they'll shit their pants at home to the teams theyshould beat but haven't beaten all season.

Malaysian Airlines finally admit who their leading source of information for the whereabouts of the missing plane is.

I'm considering the unlucky 1600 who are now out of work because the government fancied selling more nationalised stuff off. Never mind. Some people made a few hundred quid on the shares.

He's still playing football for our first team, I rub my eyes to check if its a bad dream, Shola, la la la la Shola.