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Think we'll get more than ten points out of those fixtures, tbh, even with the start we've had. The only way we'll really crash and burn is if we get injuries/suspensions to our key players which is a real possibility with this club.

Yep, but anyway, Kirsty Gallacher.......sweet Jesus.....

Sissoko is a cunt. I pine for the likes of Davey Mac compared to this wanker. McCreery was average, but he had three times the heart this fucking fraud has.

Parliament. Questions to be asked, I think.

Sorry, hay. Just having a laugh before I have a few pints In downtown North Tyneside's happy quarter.

Stick to kodi, trooper.

I've been a bit disappointed with McLaren's lack of an attempt to do a Geordie accent so far. How hard is it to just stick a random 'y'knaa' or a 'divven knaa' in an interview?

Is Janmaat the coward a drink driver like Niall Quinn?

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

They probably watched curry-nation street when they got in as well.

Aye, must be murder as a full back when you've the likes of sissoko and gouffran in front of you.

NUFC are why they are still in this league.

She's called Margaret. 'Maggie' is a nickname for that name. HOW MUCH MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED!!??

at the mackems, like. Margaret 'mag' Byrne: "Mr Short, we haven't won a game in the first couple of months for the fourth year in a row. We're simply awful and the fans are revolting." Ellis Short: "No need to panic, Maggie, we'll just have to tough it out, I've spent enough already. As for the fans, we'll include some soap in their ST packs. We'll get there, Mag." Margaret 'she's a Maggie bitch' Byrne: "But Mr Short, the Derby's in a couple of weeks!!" Ellis Short: "Fuck! Get the 'New bounce, new manager' catalogue out of the filing cabinet. Quick, you Maggie slag, before the Tyneside cabal of businessmen find out!!!!"

I'd give him the little Benny hill slaps but only if the Benny hill music was playing.

Picard "Make it so, Data, sorry, Gemmill."

1988? I'd assumed they'd sang that from the old Etonian days when the likes of Corinthians were a decent cup team in football?

'Sunday supplement' If you imagine four world leaders brought together round a table to discuss how they're going to save the world from a doomsday meteor that's going to hit planet earth in the next few months, if you can imagine the serious looking expressions these world leaders will have for this life extinction event, then those serious looks will be cheerful countenances compared to the serious expressions on the sunday supplement lads and lasses dials when discussing Jose Mourinho, the England team, Pardew, Wenger, 'United' and Brendan Rodgers. They are classic pub bores you'll encounter on your travels from time to time and the television/radio media give these fuckers a platform and expect me to take their words as some sort of sermon on the mount?

Old man river?

When I feel apathy for the England football team, you can obviously multiply that for rugby. When they won it in Australia a few years ago I felt 'good for them' at absolute best but even that was laced with a little vitriol towards the whoppers who came out the woodwork pretending they liked the sport and the long term rugby Ruperts who tried to use the win as a point scoring exercise over football. It's times like these I feel for our Irish and antipodean posters who want to take the piss a little but have no genuine target. (On here, anyway).

Tributes aren't really CT's bag. RIP

We were doomed that season, mate, McFaul or Smith were never keeping us up.