Howmanheyman

We just have to win our next two games against mediocre opposition and I think we can despite the collapse in the second half. There's one or two players who desperately need moving on but we've a few decent ones too. Keep cool, folks. I think we've more or less found our best team and formation these last two games, injuries and suspensions permitting. We wont play these fuckers every game. Villa, West Brom, Mackems and Norwich are shit. Bournemouth could also have a slide. Keep the chins up, Mbabu looks a better bet than what we had there, Mitro looks like could be a handful with Ayoze benefiting from playing off him. Keep the faith, children, keep the faith.

What happened that season?

Sickener Mitro never put that chance away at 0-1. Fair play to schteve for sticking to the formation we had against Chelsea.

He was never a clown to be fair. A cunt and a coward tactically more than a clown.

Sorry, I mean 'Yeah! Yeah! C'mon!'

Bravo!

BT seem to be up Palace's arse in their game against West Brom DESPITE having a Palace player in the studio AND a former player, (Wrighty). Weird. Happy days for the bt boys as Palace take the lead.

'Slag' Aye, she's well in the past by the sounds of it.

Quiff hasn't been the same since his holiday when that milf he was building up the courage to chat up walked off with another bloke and got rattled all over while quiff sat drinking his flat warm pint and nibbling on some salted nuts all alone.

Thinking about it, the 360 degree turn would be complete when he went on to manage Fulham or QPR after an England disaster so my original point stands. You may now suck my plums.

'Palace v West Brom, Pardew v Pulis' Well at least the commentator tried building it up, I suppose.

Could still pick a pass better than Colback, Gouffran etc, I'd guess.

Foreigner born people going round killing American citizens? More guns needed.

Mental the goals Albert used to score that weren't headers from corners or free kicks but one-two attacking football moves.

For the benefit of Ewerk, I just pray he gets the England job just to see the massive U-turn by his pals in the media.

Sighs......

It's a martial country and rather childlike in their attitude to weapons. They're fucked as nobody will start the long process of getting rid of the guns/ammo.

I just pray he gets the England job to see the 360 degree turn by his pals in the media.

Cue MF and an amazing gif......

How do these media people fall for such blatant self publicists like Savage?

Born in 2000 and on here? (If anyone asks you to look at some puppies, could be essembee or just anyone, just say NO!)

That reminds me of the Chinese word for 69...... Tu can chu. It's OK, I'm getting my coat as we speak.

'End of' How the fuck do people actually say/write this without checking their brow for a penis growing through?

DK revealing more of his sex tour of Thailand.