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Almost seven games minus Remy and not a single goal scored by the side.

Phillips?

Great ball from Sissoko, great run from Cisse but the kid just keeps hitting the keeper instead of the net.

Ben Arfa for Pingel.

Let's hope we buy or loan well. We've lost our best midfielder and we're probably going to lose our best forward. That's a tough job replacing those two. It's a good job these are shit by the way.

We're in serious trouble unless they pull one or two rabbits out the hat in the summer. Are we feeling lucky, punks?

Well that's their only 'easy' away game they have left not going to plan. Their last 'easy' home games v Hull and Palace didn't work out either.

Barry Horne is a knob by the way.

Potentially disastrous day for the Mackems especially if Cardiff pull off a surprise win v Liverpool. Next game up for Sunderland is at Anfield.

That was a penalty. Wasn't even ball to hand.

Ok.

Norwich what?

Getting rid of the drunken radgies in L7 has really helped with the atmosphere at home hasn't it?

Nee bother, Pops.

He was referring to Vurnon Anita. He's got a Broon Ale crate for him to stand on for next season's photocall.

Anything by Tudor cos I'm that much of a Geordie.

It would be a good idea in the right circumstances. We are playing out another mediocre season with nothing to play for and are near a sell out 52k v Crystal Palace knowing our top two players have been sold/injured. If anything I think you're being a little pessimistic.

Optimistic to fill a 60k stadium? We could fill it now for certain games, we would definitely fill it with a good side and a good mood around the club. Whether it would be worth doing is another argument especially at the minute with the owner we have.

Probably.

"Op, op, op, op Oppa J69 Style"

When I saw the name I thought it was the actor who played 'Herman Munster' who had died. Never heard of this bloke though. (Thanks for sharing, Fish).

Brochure of sale here....... http://nust.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=67d54658ed9cb445fdf9febb5&id=04b57e2a7a&e=de3c9661a9

"Here! Clever cunt! Can your robot do this?"

We've had a few short term contracts as well haven't we like Pancake and re-signing* Lovelyhands after he was released? *Still think Shola might come back as a free agent if we fail to get enough bodies over the line at the end of the transfer window.

Cheers, Tooj, I'll bare that in mind when I'm looking for some ceramic pans.