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Howmanheyman

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  1. The tills in lidl would bring out the falling down Michael Douglas in anyone to be fair.
  2. I heard the first two minutes of it from another room before my missus turned it over saying it was shit. And that's from a woman who watches eastenders so how bad must it actually be?
  3. push for the champs league with that lot, man. [/pards]
  4. Disturbing that anyone who isn't like one of these goons could watch most of their shows. Disturbing.
  5. When did the folded arms/hands on hips serious stare become compulsory for football kit launches anyway, the daft looking bastards?
  6. Very well done losing that much, Cath and Meenzer. Can't believe the amount of crisps Ant eats, and disco's as well! They're shit, man.
  7. 'Athena' They had a canny pic in there of the Mandy Smith's arse to be fair.
  8. If he's clued up on that particular era I'd have thought he'd use Tony Cunningham as an example, both very limited strikers skills-wise although unlike Ranger, TC is an intelligent bloke. (Admit it, who thought I was comparing their race? You rotten scoundrels.)
  9. Not bad, not bad at all, from a Stevie Wonder kind of perspective.
  10. Don't be so harsh on yourself Essembee. You stick in, mate.
  11. Who asked you, snakesfortits? --> <--
  12. Off the top of my head.......Robert Maxwell.
  13. That's good of him. I wonder if they all said, 'actually we'll just hang around for a bit, ta very much'. Also wonder what he told Ba, Remy, Dubuchy and Cabaye?
  14. No, he was the one who suggested PLAYERS SHOULD GET THE MINIMUM WAGE AND BE HAPPY WITH IT.
  15. He had a proper centre-forward in the friendlies. Then the young lad had to adapt to the PL with Tino as his partner. Never stood a chance.
  16. Did Carol Smilie play a part? Travesty if she didn't.
  17. Our new bathroom couldn't accommodate our old bidet. It's a miss, like. If it wasn't for baby wipes my arse would have more Klingons in it than a Star Trek battle scene.
  18. 'I use Agua de Rusty as my natural oil don't you know'.
  19. Any jobs gannin at your place? Mine's a parcel of shite.
  20. He was always going to end up in jail or UKIP.
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