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Good players don't want to hang around as we're a shit club under Ashley's ownership so you can't blame him. He can still gan fuck himself though.

All the best, Fish.

Killa and Whitehurst. Wouldn't want to be in between those two going in for a tackle.

West Ham Utd's new shirt. Just like the Cottee/McAvennie years. Southampton remember they play in stripes. Unconfirmed reports of Man U's new shirt. The size of the chevrolet sponsor, man. Like West 'Ams, have to say. Needless to say, ours will be shite.

Spent a season in these West stand Paddocks near the Leazes end in what was the family enclosure as my Dad was a bit worried when I got squashed the year before when in the Gallowgate end. Loads of views of tartan blankets and flasks behind me as well. PL carrying on the flask and blanket tradition to this day in the East stand.

If you wait on, CT might give you a recommendation as well.

"Aldi, Aldi, watch them all go by, Aldi, Aldi.......Domino dancing."

The ballad of Mike and Alan. Sitting in the press room on Tyneside, Trying to get off to a good start. The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back". You know Mike didn't even give Chris a chance. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. Big Andy scored a goal in my first game, No way is he gonna be sold. Llambias called to say, "Andy's on his way, I was the very last geeza they told". Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. I just got my feet through the front door. Then he go changes St. James' Park. The men from the press said, "It's now Sports Direct" Once again I'm being kept in the dark. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. Drove from Croydon to the Gateshead Hilton, Talking 'bout the derby all week. They beat us three zero, Now Paolo's a hero, I was beat by an Italian freak. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. Saving up your money for JFK, Giving your jobs to charity. Last night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you But your soul - think!" Sitting in the bath trying to wind down, Listening to the radio one night, Joe Kinnear said, "I'm the new head", I fawt he's just got drunk and talkin' some shite. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. The way things are going They're going to crucify me.

Been taking some tips already.

Going to that Chiili-fest in Seaton Delaval on Sunday so hoping it's dry and nice.

Just want to wish HF's family well. The constant referrals to and through rings a few bells in this household. My Missus is another DLA scrounger as well, the lazy cow.

I don't understand anything in this thread.

I think he's more..... .......than......... (Particularly with the dodgy spelling).

"Oi! Charnley! Tell 'em to fack off. And Charns.......make the same offer for Cabella while yer at it."

Pardew's patter just stinks the place out. Thinks he's managing Burnley or Crystal Palace the fucking mug.

Think that Roma shirt looks pretty smart. It'll be spoiled with a sponsor on it.

Well done. Putting the pressure on CT though.

(What I imagine playing in your head about now).

Alright Jack? We've bought a skinny kid from Spanish 2nd division Tenerife. Haven't seen him play but he wears shit catchers pants. We'll be cushty don't worry.