Howmanheyman

Just send a pm to McFaul with a pic of yourself holding up a cardboard placard with the words 'I'm Steve Austin' on it. When he verifies you, then and strictly only then, you have permission to JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION! Welcome on board.

Good for you! Other side of the country, like, but if you get the chance to go to San Francisco, be sure to wear some/sun flowers in your hair.

Bit of a Globetrotter, these days, Judith Chalmers Catmag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ItWa8MmwQ&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ&index=1 Another one delved out from Sparko1978, don't know where he gets them all from?! This is another club to to what it was then.

Allow me to oblige.....

Only a hundred?

I prefer Paris to Florida, it's the perfect size for 3/4 days and is a great break and as corny as it sounds is brilliant to see your kids faces especially when they're younger. The first time I ever went there was only my eldest daughter and the look on her face when she met Snow White was just priceless. The rides are good as well. It's been about five years since we've been and I fancy going back.

Two bob, three shiny milk bottle tops and five vouchers from a box of cornflakes. 'Ther best deal in tha clabs fackin' 'istory, Chief.'

Our new Spanish signing spotted on Saturday at Blyth Spartans. Pretty quick deterioration even by Pardew's standards. (Someone have a word about the troosers, man).

No, he'll always be 'The mighty Quim' to us, Troops.

"Err, CT......" "What is it, Mr Wolfy?" "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" "Ok Mr Wolfy, lets get reeling 'em in."

We've had a few Fannies on the books over the years to be fair.

Can't believe the attention this thread is getting. (Not that I have a total disinterest in globes, you understand). NRSFW

Not too sure about the stadium but the shirt looks decent enough.

Trooper saw this and feared the worst.

"I'd like to see Cabella, De Jong, Lacazette and HBA as a front four. But even though that's a feasible outcome, we won't, because Newcastle." "Newcastle, what?" "Nothing." "Go on, what were going to say?" "Nothing." "Yes, you were. You were going to say something." "No, I wasn't. I'd finished." "Oh, no you weren't. Oh, come on. Tell us before you go." "I wasn't going to say anything. I'd finished." "No, you hadn't. What won't he tell? He won't say. Is it a secret? "No." "It must be. Otherwise, he'd tell us." "Oh go away, leave me alone! Just FUCK OFF!" "How shall we fuck off, O Fish?"

Say 'Noo York' instead of 'New York' and the locals will instantly think you're one of them. Also drop in the odd 'What the fuck?' for good measure. (Although I've never actually been there I'm quite confident this would be the case).

Got dropped off by my Dad. Was a canny day only spoiled by some knacker called Kriss Kross.

(Looks canny to be fair, enjoy it.)

Wasn't too bad to be honest, never rained once and brightened up a bit in the afternoon.

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FYP. The one and only time I've been to Benidorm we were in an all-inclusive hotel which was decent to be fair, however the European championships were on and although it was great to watch when every other country was on it was a different tale when Ingurland were playing. Absolute arseholes, annoying as fuck, knew fuck all about football and to a man and woman, were from the Midlands down to the South-East. These Arsenal fans were also annoying me cheering on France against Greece, their patter was as fucking woeful as their dress sense so I stood up and punched the air when the Greeks scored shouting 'geddin!' whilst they decided to pipe down a bit and suddenly start looking at their shoes.

Unbelievable when people talk loud as fuck outside your door, like. Had a few Yanks doing this in the early hours a couple of times in Mexico. It was obvious they were going home, weren't pissed and were a family but they cannot do 'quietly' if their lives depended on it.

Don't listen, CT, they really are his thoughts, Gemmill's just trying to throw you off the scent. Don't cut him any slack, mate.