Howmanheyman

Class that, mind.

It's going towards a war chest for pards.

It'll always be Boundary Park to me.

Didn't see it at first.

"I'm getting something.......I'm seeing a little yellow and green chap......can you hear me?" "Yes Stevie I can hear you, did you give up your season ticket? You haven't mentioned it much, lately. I'm still in purgatory or Boldon as its also known, I was a happy Budgie with a family till this happy looking Ginger man took me to his home full of excitement, that is until a week later when he still hadn't worked out how to house, feed and clean me, after he'd finished buying some garden stuff online he took me out to his new project, 'The Garden vegetable patch' where he then doused me in Rinse Aid and tried to set me alight before giving up and burying me in a small untidy hole which he filled up with what he thought was 'Shit-free' manure. I can't rest in peace till he turns his fucking spotify shite down. P.S. Tell my missus the bird seed is in the coffee jar."

Are you called 'Wolfy' because you howl at the moon every night?

Call it 'Si Wi Cun' after its creator.

Saw a bloke with a slab get refused entry to Wembley for the Chelsea semi final, the young southern gentleman was a bit non-plussed when the bloke and his pal gave up the argument and sat on the ground and started to crack open the cans. "You can't do that here!" he said whilst the Geordie replied, (after he downed can 1), "Whey am not paying them fucking prices in there, Jackie, amma?"

If they're not allowed in neck them at the gate in front of the security then just walk in smiling .

Twet. (How the Queen would say it.)

Ok, CT, sorry, Wolfy.

Tits is whats I needses!

'What's currently wrong with you?' Never mind bad backs, I'm banging my fucking head against a wall trying to fix a problem with itunes (not for the first time). Wont come on properly, can't uninstall it and a microsoft repair fix has been running for nearly an hour with no sign at all that it is actually fixing it. Fucking computers, man. They do my bastard head in!!

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Lets hope you're right. If that's our shirt we might as well officially drop the 'United Football Club' from our name and pipe music when we score just to go the whole hog, like.

Confirmed. Was going to bring a phone or camera then take a pic but then I remembered I wasn't CT.

Could've swore we got a fee for him! I know he wanted first team football as he didn't think he'd get ahead of Tiote and Cabaye.

I had bother around my knee and was recommended to go there. I was sold an expensive pair of trainers and told about my gait when running etc. Still kept getting the pain till I saw a physio who nailed the problem and gave me certain stretches to do. Never had trouble since. Make of that what you will.

Did the Bride and Groom dance to this music?

I usually run past there. Might have a run today seeing as it's nice and I've no plans. I'll keep an eye out for da bitch tyre.

pretty sure Wolfy is CT, mind.

Somebody offered us money for Guthrie.

PaddockLad used to have one of those I believe. Like Tom says, they source their stuff from score draw.