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Taylor to make a good tackle by knocking the ball out for a throw in, whilst he gives the finger to Bruce with one hand and clenches his fist to the away support, Hull take a quick throw in and Jelavic completely loses 'Tayls' to beat Krul from 7 yards out. Pards moves the entire team around in the second half and makes three subs and we try to get back into the game and in the confusion we concede another two.

Chelsea made a profit two years ago so they're ok for now. Think it has to be three years in a row and they're allowed so much loss, can't remember how much but their lucrative deal with adidas will have helped them. Do we even have qualified people looking for big deals and why would a company want to get involved with a self confessed austere, limited and unambitious club? How many times does the Manager mention our limitations? The sky is not the limit here, our club is continually talked down starting with our manager and Directors through to the media. That's why our sponsorship deals are pretty average. We'll be ok in a FFP but Chelsea probably will as well which shows that the FFP has it's own limitations before clubs even feel the need to 'get around' the rules.

Why 'by rights' should we be better than Everton? Why 'by rights' should we be behind another 6 clubs?

I had a sneaky feeling we'd do ok and win and then I found out Colo was out. Home win.

Just found this pic. Humpty Dumpty CT

“We do not have Qatar money."

Des reminds me of the Mackem who make up tales about what a 'Mag at work' has supposedly said then gets wound up about his own made up tale.

Did you ever use it at school? What about 'The cat sat on the mat'? Ever use that phrase?

Hundreds Tens Units

I've found another one of Dessies payslips.

My watch just tells the time.

Nobody has defended paedophiles you utter plonker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdueW6eM3ww Mags behind the goal and along the far side. Not one of them paid a £30 membership before they bought their match ticket. (Was probably a 'pay on the turnstile' job, anyway, which would kind of fuck up his membership scheme if this still regularly happened).

I can remember beating Hull three times in a season. 25 years ago. Think that was the last time we beat them. Could be any scoreline really. Play like we did last week and it's going to another struggle but I've a sneaky feeling we'll play better and win.

Esther Rantzen wants to know when you want your 'heart of Gold' medal?

I choose not to grow up. I choose not kow tow to anyone, least of all someone I think is taking, and has already taken, the piss out of my club and by association, me. P.s. Ever belted out 'sack the board' in the past? Bit childish maybe, but it does you good to let it out.

"Some more beans" "Yes... and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make? "A very small trophy cabinet."

You should support Aston Villa, mate.

HI EVERYBODY! I'm avoiding helping my 8 year old daughter do her her homework, she's meant to write a fictional story and it should be about an A4 size page long, maybe more. Could you write one out in the style of a primary school kid if you have ten minutes spare, please? Thanks.

"Hi everybody!" - Dissertation boy ten years on.

..........posted your first online questionnaire for your dissertation?

We're debt free!! We owe £129M He's not charging us any interest! (We'll be able to repay the debt quicker!) We haven't repaid a nut (other than the relegation loan). Sports Direct and associated MA brands are getting free advertising which is revenue lost to the club. Ah but this is because he isn't charging interest, so in effect the loan is not interest free. And the loan amount never goes down but his 'interest' payments of 'free' advertising carries on. (seven years worth so far and counting!) All hail the Genius!!!

I've got to say the CL leaves me cold half the time and has some shit and meaningless games but its been great seeing the 1st leg games of the English sides now we've reached knock out stage. Think Chelsea will spoil things by not losing so won't bother watching it all.