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"Our sources understand that somewhere, somehow Spanners will be, I repeat, will be watching tonight. Although we must stress that this is UNCOMFIRMED at the minute."

Bought the entire series boxset of The Sopranos a few months ago after having managed to somehow miss it when it was on the television. Watched the last episode last night. What am I going to do now, man!?

Maybe he just prefers having sex in Newcastle?

Well I've got the beers in, going to get a takeaway and watch all the excitement and last ditch deals before the transfer window slams shut. Love this day in the footy calendar, me. I hope it's Jim White doing it.

He doesn't want to play football in Turkey. That'll be his football reason.

Been a great build up to the derby hasn't it? Cabaye off, Remy suspended, Gouffran injured alongside Colo and morale a bit low. We'll probably win, now.

Whey, ha'way man!

Aye, I was just thinking how ironic it was myself.

Tory Gobshite. John Hall. Not you.

I wasn't working and unable to claim even dole money being under eighteen for a lot of Ossie's reign.

That reminds me, really need to get the coffee table legs fixed.

Some sportsdirect signage. There's not enough of them knocking about.

When Ossie's black & white army of bairns were playing, CT was a high powered Settee exec brokering media deals with Metro Radio for a months worth of MFI jingles. Fuck Matty Appleby and co.

Correct. But only the wages you spend on new players, the wages you save from players sold doesn't get mentioned.

Tape: "Been." CT: "Being." Tape: "Been." CT: "Being." Tape: "BEAN!!!!!!" CT: "Well done tape!" Tape: "I'm a tape, not a miracle worker!"

How do you know? (No problem getting in now, as it happens, CT).

Rest of the country calling today 'Transfer deadline day', we're calling it 'Friday'.

Joe kinnear doesn't run Newcastle United nor dictate the clubs strategy.

I judge kinnear from the present back to his first press conference as our manager. I judge Mike Ashley on not just hiring him but re-hiring him. Kinnear is just a stooge, despite Pardew 'fankin' Mike on numerous occasions he knows arse licking will get him nowhere. There just isn't a will to make it happen from him, is there even a plan for him to take his money back or is he just letting his advertising vehicle run on and on with no intervention and no interest unless it's critical?

So how does this spotify work, then, my dear friends?

I know, I'm expecting her any minute.

It was a mixture of checking out the football shirts I could see and watching open mouthed out the Sabrina look-a-like Italian lasses. The expensive shops were a chore, though. It was my first 'proper' holiday and I loved it to be fair.

Real shame 'Bravado Dave' and 'Chez' by KSA has disappeared on here.

I'm alright, thanks chaps, (apart from hand) but the Missus is all over the shop.