Howmanheyman

I once got told off for 'chomping' in my sleep and slavering on the pillow. By coincide I dreamt I went down on someone that same night. Think I claimed to be eating a lovely meal or something in my dream.

Why doesn't people who fucking moan incessantly about scroungers and benefits etc rap their jobs in and join the benefit gravy train? I mean, what's the point of being 'hard working' when you can have everything from the government? Stop moaning, give up your job and be a scrounger yourself. If you aren't quite ready foe the benefit gravy train just yet then do the next best thing and rap your job for one of the many new jobs being created. Surely the law of averages says at least half the new jobs will have wages, terms and conditions as good if not better than your current job? Any takers? No didn't think so.

Do you go to England games when you do go?

Lets hope Man City win and we sneak the place through the league placing.

I thought there was three Uefa cup places, two league and one league cup winner.

So who gets the place if Man City win? The team that finishes 7th or 8th? (whatever the place that would just miss out?)

Unless they've changed the rules they are. Shit game, shit pens but fair play to them, Wembley and Europe. And they're in the bottom three. We need to hang our heads in shame, fuck all to realistically go for league wise and fuck all to be worried about concerning relegation. Yet here we are......

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I love seeing old mentor figures sharing their wisdom.

Do you think your drinking was helped or hindered by the excessive Eurovision fixation you have? Good luck, mate, stick with it.

That's some pill popping!

"It's a serious matter." "Yeah, tell me about it."

You swear at these people? Why? Just look at their very serious faces talking about the big fall out from the big serious issues and big serious games. I honestly feel humbled whenever I come across this show that I have managed to share their views. In fact I'm filling up just talking about them.......Sorry..........no, I can't go on.........

He supports Aston Villa.

Hope it works out. Another stretch was standing on one leg whilst lifting the other out and then bending the leg you're standing on, then lifting yourself up on the bended leg if that makes sense? This is the muscle you have to stretch. (Apologies if I'm telling my Granny how to suck eggs).

The 'knee' problem I thought I had was caused by a long muscle which wraps around your hip and goes down past your knee and isn't very easy (or obvious) to stretch. It's hard to describe so bare with me. Just found this and this is very similar.... On pic 1 he's basically stretching the outside of his left leg, trying to keep the sole of the stretching leg flat to the surface. Just switch and do the same with the other. Just find some space and a wall to hold onto.

I had that about two years ago and couldn't shake it off despite leaving the running for a bit. I went to see a physio at the Doctors and he gave a good explanation of what it was, how it worked and gave me an idea of what stretches to do to avoid it coming on. Worked a treat to his credit.

Thanks for the well wishes by the way, I really did look like my avatar today!

I'm having a quick five minutes on here while she's in the shower then I'll pour her something alcoholic. Not looking forward to seeing her Nanna tomorrow like.

We're not even sure what's happening to his body. He has a Wife and young kid in Thailand, he lives and works in Macau and just goes to see his new family every couple of months I think, (he never liked being tied down). His works HR man is going to speak to his Missus who's flying out then phone our lass straight after.

We just found out this afternoon that the Father-in-law died either this morning or yesterday. He lived and worked in the far east for the vast majority of our time together, so the Wife is all over the place emotionally as she almost feels he's left her again. She last spoke to him on New Years day on the phone. Had better days.

Actually, 30 years! unbelievable how time flies yet that lucky bastard Simon Weston doesn't look a day older!

They'll also have your eyes out, Tom.