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Acuna ma'tattoo!

I've never downloaded a film or streamed a film either if it makes Rents happy.

We're going to lose by at least three if those injury doubts are confirmed. Could be a painful day like Liverpool last season.

I'm Karl Howman from the popular eighties comedy show 'Brush Strokes'. I had to put on a cockney accent and pretend to be a Charlton Athletic fan in the series which had its theme tune sung by Dexys Midnight Runners but obviously that was just an act.

I'll third it.

ASM was quite good at this game.

Seriously though, how many arrests were there? 39 or so out of 52,000 people? How many arrests in Notting Hill? How many stabbings etc? Do they have an early kick off too?

"Hey Jimmy, you want to buy a rolex, Jimmy? Luvley jubbly watch, Jimmy." "Will it work in Boldon? What does the bit on the side sticking out do? Can I take it home without paying VAT? Is it cheaper than the internet? Does Asda do one?..........blah blah........etc........"

He hit more than one?!

Just waiting on Neil Ruddock to come out now.

There is no no official FIFA announcement. An official has let it slip in an interview in France.

I hate the early kick off derbies as does the vast majority of fans. Adults want to be able to have a few pints with other likeminded adults before the game, most will be over the moon going out at a 'normal' time. Maybe a few younger fans might find it harder to get out of the seven o clock drinking habit but they aren't the majority. It's a vote for common sense this. There's far, far too much scaremongering over this fixture mind.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/DFA2B94B151032455599603998720_16503481b54.4.6.13385531997549422006_t83OMOgGWm_BY2smfqVoq0caXejsfohKUdoHNlyIHoULHVLRg5ZwSUY1h1ViTuSL.mp4?versionId=PwgXJuR7mfayA1KlUuu66PlqvyX5EceK Not too happy at the final whistle.

Let Toontastic posters decide on your avatar just like Tecato's new name, Monroe Transfer.

Man U will win this cup in their 'Shit' year.

There's a reason why they start drinking early. Something to do with an early kick off I think. A three o 'clock KO might see them out for traditional opening time instead. (And being pissed at a football game doesn't automatically mean you're going to cause trouble otherwise there'd be thousands nicked every week). As for the minutes. Why didn't anyone ask them how many people on the NUFC payroll were out there trying to get better commercial deals and what were their qualifications? A complete farce, really.

Maybe getting good loan players is the way to go. Hasn't done Everton any harm or West Brom the other year. We've had an in form striker showcasing his talents and who's to say he wont tail off a bit when he starts to get restless/bored/complacent? /Devilsadvocate

If I had the money I'd be going back. Been three times and I love it there.

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Last time we stayed in Peyia a little out the way of Paphos and about 5 mins drive from Coral Bay which had loads of restaurants and shops on one strip if you like that. Also a couple of supermarkets. If you have the car you're on the doorstep of the mountains and not that far from some good archaeological sites and you can have plenty of privacy too.