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We sold Gazza, Goddard and McDonald, (Not Supermac ), probably our best three players the season we finished eighth in the league. Spent the majority of the money and promptly finished 20th the season after and relegated. In a perfect World you become a stronger side in this situation but it mostly doesn't work out this way. Let's hope they have plenty of inside info on (good) players with clauses in their contracts as this is the only we can progress from here.

£30M a season for Arsenal from Puma next year! Wow! How much did our own genius get from Puma, again?

How did CT feel when we sold Waddle, Beardsley and Gascoigne? Even when you spend every penny of a big fee, (and who says we will), for one of your top players there's no guarantee the side will be improved.

"Who ordered a kebab to go, peeps?" /Stavros

That ship sailed a few years ago.

Tom, pictured this morning.

Was just thinking that too.

.....He said after shaking his 'little' touche to Wham as he hoovered the stairs.

He support them long time.

A piece about Paul Gascoigne from a French newspaper but can you guess who still gets a big picture of themselves where apparently they describe to the journalist how they ditched their mullet hairstyle in praise of Judas to the short back and sides of Gazza?

Did you actually sigh as you typed that out, Ray?

Luckily no, but it was a close shave.

2/10

Was her maiden name Wideopen?

It's my left hand and I'm right handed. Just got in before, needed the bog, turtles heed popping out and could I fuck get my jeans unbuttoned. The cold sweat running down my brow whilst feverishly trying to avoid touching cloth was something I could've done without.

Ouch!

Managed to hurt my hand last night whilst bollocksed. I've already got a small plate in there from a similar drunken episode 17 years ago. Been to hospital this morning and after studying my x-ray they still can't make up their minds if it's broke or not. What a fucking knacker I am.

If you can't imagine it then there's no need to worry about it.

"Here! Leave us out of it!"

Try the Czech Republic, cheap as chips and the fanny is top notch.

Rayvin finally getting the keys to his new house and letting himself in. (In 2048).

"I'm a Dad in my late forties, (soon to be a Grandad), and the supplement my err, 'friend' swears by the most is this pill called Viagra. Has anyone else tried it/use it?"

Yet here we are.

Chippy. But I'l have Sienna Miller if it helps?