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You can stick your 'united' patter up your arse. Everyones sick of hearing about it round here.

Shearer really nails his colours to the mast doesn't he? Jamie Redknapp and Souness both played for Spurs as well. I think their fans view Alan Smith commenting on their games like we view Niall Quinn doing ours though.

The complete lack of North East representation in the media is shocking when you think of the years ourselves and the Mackems have been in the Premier League.

If you think that I reckon there's no Liverpool bias then you haven't been paying much attention. There's Liverpool pundits everywhere. Doesn't mean Man U don't get blanket coverage though.

He probably fancied playing for one the glamour boys as well, to be fair. Also a lot more chance of winning something with them than us.

http://www.britishpathe.com/video/f-a-cup-3rd-round-newcastle-v-aston-villa-4-2/query/newcastle+united Look at the younguns going mental with them rattlers, man!

As Tom says, all parties seemed happy enough other than Pardew.

Pretty sure he also had Pardew tied up in his chair with some tape across his mouth while he pointed a gun at his head and phoned up Mike to demand some ransom money and a Chopper for his getaway or Pardew would end up eating some lead. He got the chopper anyway.

Hope things work out ok for Uncle, Cath.

Hope you had a good one! (Your Robot wants a ride)

9 I doff my my cap to you, Monsiuer noelie.

So them beating us 'sums their club up?' What about when we beat them? I love a derby win as much as most on here and probably more than the ooters who don't have to mix with Mackems or have not been brought up on the rivalry, however the derby does not define this club and never has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ9LfvSPhhw A twatting on my birthday at Old Trafford. Look at our support, man. (the replay of Olsen's first goal gives you an idea).

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Try being skint at Christmas.

< Homecoming reception for team that lost cup final. Newcastle United fans in Roker end here. >< Sunderland fans in Roker end there.

Great pic of the old West Stand, (if you look carefully you can see Noelie parking his car where the old ticket office was yet to be built.) < 'Do you ken Hughie Gallacher, the wee Sots lad, the best centre forward, Newcastle ever had?' < '.......And here's to Bobby Moncur, the Fairs cup in his hand.......'

Fair play to Noelie. I don't know many his age that would bother with the internet. My Grandparents, (assuming they weren't Noelie), are gone now, and the idea of them using a computer is quite amusing, mind.

I'd like to have an injury free Andy Carroll back here as well but I don't think that player exists anymore.

'recommend me a recipe.' (Fuck no, CT!!!!)

A drunken Geordie trying to shout praise to Nicos Papavassolou but giving up after two aborted attempts at pronouncing his name. Also getting beat virtually every time we took over 7,000 fans away. Glorious failure or something like that.

Who's else has been comfortably beating Southampton this season? We're at home which is great but we're without Cabaye who's looking back to form. I was impressed with these last year and they've improved since. This will be a tough game and if we aren't on our toes we'll regret it. I expect a close game with the odd goal deciding it.

Wouldn't mind watching that, there's not enough stuff on the box about Man U iyam.

I work in manufacturing. What's a Christmas party?

Happy Birthday, Noelie!