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Here's my own touching tribute just to balance things in the interest of fairness. Goodbye 6bells Rose Though he never knew you at all He had the grace to make a twat of himself While David Mellor crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They said she's a Witch And you said you knew their game And it seems to me you lived your life With your morals in the bin Never knowing what to cling to When the truth set in And I would have killed to tell you But I was just a kid My interest burned out long before Your shit craic ever did

Nice to also see some fat Tory Toad who I've never heard of but who must have done this country some special service as he's been made a Knight of the Realm trying to make a point of order and being told he'd dropped a bollock by the Speaker.

Absolutely superb speech by Jackson and glad she recognises the selfishness that is creeping back with the horror show that is the Tory leadership.

Great read, Tooj.

Poor kids got his head down as he's just realised what they meant by him being 'just like Paul Scholes'.

Weehsze keyes are theyese!

Was just thinking that too. "UEFA respects all colours, creeds, religions and personal sexualities. (Gingers excepted of course)."

Those Agents told Wise, Jimenez, Dewick and Mike they'd definitely see us alright once they got their new glasses.

You've just ruined PL's day with that putdown you absolute bitch, you.

Don't let our young Celtic fan see that!!

I had a quick look at yours and I've a feeling I'd just end up arguing all day on it with mongs from other clubs, (providing I get the hang of it).

As an aside, 6Bells letting the 'Sparky' side down, wor kid.

Glad it's not just me. I signed up for it a month ago but sharp gave up as it just comes across as gibberish.

Did the same as J69 after NUFC didn't just sell the tickets for the whole ground from the off. (Complete lack of faith in our support from the club owners and their man in charge). Luckily for me there's a group from work going and one lad has had to pull out so I've took his ticket.

What I saw from the Beeb was 90% positive, 10% negative for the hour or so I managed to catch before going to work. (The Mail would be experts on being 'massively biased' to be fair).

Indeed there isn't. ".......and Robert is completing the 'man-about-town-bewildered-by-one-too-many-dishevelled-by-travelling-all-day-for-the-match-in-tatty-jeans-unshaven-1985-NUFC-shirt-hanging-over-his-beer-belly-with-brown-sauce-stain-on-it' look with this wonderful leather satchel. And if you open it up you'll see there's ample space for his match ticket, Gaviscon tablets, loose change and his copy of the 'Readers Wives' and 'Electricians Today' magazines" *Was never pronounced 'hom' round our way

The Mackems obsession with NUFC is fuck all compared to yours with getting a rise out of those that can't stand Thatcher and her party. Fair play to you.

at the fitter/sparky story. I've found you get good and not so good 'trades' and some do indeed like to finish their cup of teas and insist on spending their breaks together. Joking aside, I'd much rather work for a company with a union than one without (and that's allowing for the fact they are completely toothless thanks to your hero). You don't get holidays and rights etc because your companies shareholders care, you get them through historical agreements won by those unions you hate. The likes of Heseltine, Thatcher, Tebbitt and their current demon offspring would've happily chased young kids up chimneys and down mines in a different era. Sometimes it really does come down to 'them' and 'us'.

I don't work in Nissan by the way. Although I nearly had to. Glad you found the idea hilarious though.

Have you ever worked in Nissan, mate? :lol: I'd sooner go down a mine any day. Cameron said she sorted the 'Union Barons' out no bother, (can anyone point them out in the House of Lords as all I see are ex-politicians with their noses in the troughs in multi-directorships). Anyway, you can hire, fire and do virtually anything you want with your workforce these days, the few rights you have are thanks to the loony Europeans in Brussels. Who benefits from a downtrodden workforce? P.S. Fuck off.

Slim: 'Ocean Green' Big: 'Sea T Green'

They've bucked the yo-yo trend for a few years but it really is time to get back to type, more than time. I hope we hammer one their relegation nails in their coffin. (Couldn't find the pic of them crying and hugging each other when we went down).

I seen someone quoting you calling them 'United'. "Now don't do it again."