Howmanheyman

There's a graph in the making here, HF! Fill yer boots, wor kid!

What CT didn't realise when he bought the budgie was that it used to live in a Boldon Brothel. When it saw his missus for the first time it sqwaulked, "Nice tits on the new lass". When it saw his daughter it sqwaulked "That other new lass has a cute arse!" but when CT walked in the room it sqwaulked, "Where you been CT? I haven't seen you for weeks!" Ok, I realise Budgies don't speak like parrots but I'm invoking artistic licence, lovies.

"Sir Alex today played down speculation that Ryan Giggs may be cutting white bread out of his post-training breakfast adding that it didn't do Scholesy any harm all these years at United. He also added that he hopes the referee remains vigilant in United's upcoming PL game and thinks the Ref will be keen to get the officials credibility back after the worst decision he's ever seen in football since the Ben Arfa foul against newcastle. Coming up in the next hour, there's a new sponsor at Anfield, we look forward to David Beckham's first game in a PSG shirt, Rafa Benitez confident of a good cup run with Chelsea and one PL club goes into administration and two Championship clubs go to the wall."

Man U's biggest sponsor and benefactor is an increasingly out of control media. You can't measure how much of an advertisement all this media air time is worth to them. Who needs a sugar daddy?

Despite CT's boner for him, I'm a bit unsure about Marveaux but the rest doesn't seem to bad at all, (obviously I'm hoping the two new lads in defence can settle straight away). We need Sissoko and Ben Arfa to get forward fast at some point in the game though.

We've been on ESPN all of our European games but they reckon we might be on ITV 2 or 4 but nobody has confirmed this so far?

I've a bad feeling about this one, folks. (To be fair I'm still haunted by Luton's, QPR's and Oldham's placca pitches).

Fixed his post.

You know when you went to town and hoyed a shirt and pants on in case you went clubbing? He would do it too, hoy on his blue stratos aftershave but his fingers were always mancy. Think he was a roofer plus a heavy smoker. (apart from being a Rolf Harris, his hand a palette, his fingers his painting brush and his shit his blob of paint).

You never know with his type.

Not very clever by Forster. 1-0 Juventus.

Can our resident Bhoy, next time he's standing outside the players entrance at Parkhead, do us a favour and ask Neil Lennon whether he prefers to sit or stand when having a shite? When you get his answer will you go to the General topic page on here and post the answer here: http://www.toontasti...ping-your-arse/ Cheers, ma man!

Straying off topic slightly but I once had the pleasure of seeing the driver of our car to an away game in London, (his first time with us), come out of trap 1 in the services we stopped in on the way down and open the door so we could see his artwork. I've no idea whether he wiped back to front or front to back, what I do know is that he must have been brewing one up for a while as the 'N U F C' letters he smeared on the wall with his rancid smelling turd went from wall to wall of the cubicle and was a foot high. And I was sat next to him as well! His nickname was 'scruffy fingers' for a different reason or so we thought before we got to the service station. He was a dirty bastard, like.

On behalf of the forum, thanks for the updates, mate. Keep us posted on all things 'tic and Hun.

Aye it was before their 1990 cup run. He didn't think he was good enough for Man U.

Is that the Paddy Crerand who wanted Fergie sacked? The ghost of Christmas to come for Bernie Slaven?

My prediction is in the build up to our game we get shown the Nani sending off.

Fucking LOVE IT when a decision like this goes against the rich clubs in a game, just LOVE it.

It was a harsh decision. They were still 1-0 up with thirty mins on the clock. Did the ref score a raker from thirty yards for Real Madrid? Did he he score the winner three mins later? How high profile was the Ben Arfa incident? They still bleated about that fucka for ages aided and abetted by their pals in the media. Unlike the cowardly lion they certainly do have the nerve, sorry, noive. Here, have some more of these..... :lol:

Can anyone remember such media indignation at any piss poor decision/s that's went against us home and abroad by the way?

One iffy decision over 180 mins?In Europe? The jammy bastards!

at brummie bastards indignation at the ref and the hatchet job on the ref not quite going to plan as Keane nips it in the bud by agreeing with the referee.

I'd have sent Rio Ferdinand off on three counts. One, he's a thick cunt. Two, impersonating a camel's face and three, his 'ironic' clapping in the ref face at the end.

You start the procedure sitting, then finish by standing.

Here's a couple for Essembee, knock yersel oot wor kid.