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Despite that, I'd think he'd be a great addition to the club, as mentioned he slaughtered the club, (clearly meaning AshLlam) when they sacked Hughton and would speak his mind. No chance, then.

This, basically. As a Premier League club we should surely have a squad with replacements capable of doing a decent job in the event of injuries........Surely?........Over to FCB/Llambchops with their cunning plan. So far Lovelyhands hasn't looked up to it, Ranger needs a goal and some new studs in his boots, Shola needs a new body and Best needs a good agent to get him a Lionel Ritchie tribute gig.

Boney M!! RIP, cool dude!

Bold 1 - He has adopted someone else's squad but that's a squad which is more than capable of performing. Bold 2 - Why he felt any need to speak about the twitter carry on to the media is beyond me. You're right CH wouldn't have said anything. That's because he would've told the players and not the media. Bold 3 - Finally it will be dealt with? How's that like? Just because he recognises he needs pace doesn't mean the funds'll be released for him to recruit anyone. Bold 4 - Tied Taylor down, aye. He's not actually that great though, is he? On Ben Arfa, the only reason he'll be signing next week is so they can pass him off as a january signing even though it could be left until the end of the season. I really really dislike Pardew. I think he's an odious little cunt, backed up by nesting players wives and the like. He's shite. Tactically inept. Not engaging for the fans. He'll crash and burn, guaranteed. I'm sensing some negativity towards the Pards, there, Mac. Who? Me? No, never He's more my fall guy to be honest, and I'll measure him as being 'more experienced'. Hence, I'd expect to see him change things throughout matches given his far superior knowledge of the game and experience. The board set the yard stick here mate, not me. I'm expecting nothing from him and hoping to be pleasantly surprised. That's about the best I can say. We're basically fucked under Mike* anyway. *Never trust any cunt British who calls himself 'Mike'. If you're a Brit and you're name is Michael it just has to be Mick or Mickey if you want it shortened. Nah, Micky is the only proper nickname for Michael. Mickey's reserved for Mickey mouse. What about poor Mike Williamson btw? If his Dad isn't from Noo York then I wouldn't show the cunt a Birds nest!

Bold 1 - He has adopted someone else's squad but that's a squad which is more than capable of performing. Bold 2 - Why he felt any need to speak about the twitter carry on to the media is beyond me. You're right CH wouldn't have said anything. That's because he would've told the players and not the media. Bold 3 - Finally it will be dealt with? How's that like? Just because he recognises he needs pace doesn't mean the funds'll be released for him to recruit anyone. Bold 4 - Tied Taylor down, aye. He's not actually that great though, is he? On Ben Arfa, the only reason he'll be signing next week is so they can pass him off as a january signing even though it could be left until the end of the season. I really really dislike Pardew. I think he's an odious little cunt, backed up by nesting players wives and the like. He's shite. Tactically inept. Not engaging for the fans. He'll crash and burn, guaranteed. I'm sensing some negativity towards the Pards, there, Mac. Who? Me? No, never He's more my fall guy to be honest, and I'll measure him as being 'more experienced'. Hence, I'd expect to see him change things throughout matches given his far superior knowledge of the game and experience. The board set the yard stick here mate, not me. I'm expecting nothing from him and hoping to be pleasantly surprised. That's about the best I can say. We're basically fucked under Mike* anyway. *Never trust any cunt British who calls himself 'Mike'. If you're a Brit and you're name is Michael it just has to be Mick or Mickey if you want it shortened.

Whey aye. Look at him and then the poor lass, he must have known her lad was away as well. Hope he gets daily hidings when he he gets sent down. Really feel for the Parents.

Bold 1 - He has adopted someone else's squad but that's a squad which is more than capable of performing. Bold 2 - Why he felt any need to speak about the twitter carry on to the media is beyond me. You're right CH wouldn't have said anything. That's because he would've told the players and not the media. Bold 3 - Finally it will be dealt with? How's that like? Just because he recognises he needs pace doesn't mean the funds'll be released for him to recruit anyone. Bold 4 - Tied Taylor down, aye. He's not actually that great though, is he? On Ben Arfa, the only reason he'll be signing next week is so they can pass him off as a january signing even though it could be left until the end of the season. I really really dislike Pardew. I think he's an odious little cunt, backed up by nesting players wives and the like. He's shite. Tactically inept. Not engaging for the fans. He'll crash and burn, guaranteed. I'm sensing some negativity towards the Pards, there, Mac.

Supposed to be going on the piss today, can't wait to get out the house. Had a big clear up yesterday, Wife and girls can finish off today. Will be having the three S's very soon.

To be fair, apart from a hunch, it's far too early to praise or slaughter him. I think he'll be shite, FWIW.

Unless NUFC know something we don't on his progress, then I'd say we're jumping in too quickly when we could wait a few weeks after his comeback, (even then, he's going to take at least a few weeks to get back into it).

As an aside, poor ClubEverton was waiting around for ages for someone to join in with him in the Liverpool calling, as soon as he'd fucked off you all piled in. What a bunch of cunts.

Fond memories of this as a young'un. I definitely would've by the way.

What about those famous European nights in front of the Kop?

Kevin would be asked for ID.

Were they shite, they couldn't even come in the top three once. Liverpool were by far and away the team of the 80's, the blue dippers and even Villa would be above Spurs in the 80's too. Wank club. Two victories in Cup Finals is fuck all to shout about, and they wouldn't have even won the UEFA if it wasn't for a ref being paid off in Forest v Anderlecht Semi Final. I was being sarcastic, man!! The thing is I took that literally because I've heard people say those very same things, like keeping a straight face. "We wuz the faakin 80s sahn, Caaaps gallorwah, Chas n Dyve, WAYFA Faakin Caap, Odduw, Gayry Mabbutt, Clive Allen, lets fyyce it Maradona probably werent good enaaff". Mugs. I tell you what, how fucking sweet was it down there when Beardsley beat about three of their players before scoring a last minute winner after all the eighties Spurs shite, the 6-1 cup win, the semi final win and the 7-1 win were very nice too, (not forgetting a couple of fours!).

If I'm being honest, I'd get a bit drunk, ignore any younger supporter before getting more drunk then patronise them. I'd then to talk to any half decent looking bit of fanny, Toontastic members or not, metorphorically blowing smoke up their arses and being a charming bastard, if I'm being even more brutally honest, I probably wouldn't go in case you all turned out to be like some kind of Star Trek convention of Geeks. Is that me banned, then?

Were they shite, they couldn't even come in the top three once. Liverpool were by far and away the team of the 80's, the blue dippers and even Villa would be above Spurs in the 80's too. Wank club. Two victories in Cup Finals is fuck all to shout about, and they wouldn't have even won the UEFA if it wasn't for a ref being paid off in Forest v Anderlecht Semi Final. I was being sarcastic, man!!

1. Man Utd, very similar to City with the gobshite levels switched to warp factor ten, the default Manc setting of a streetwise sussed Mancunian going about his business is fucking tedious to watch and they just do not knowing when it's best to keep schtum, where they go ahead of their bitter blue neighbours is the annoying cunts who follow them from every part of the UK who have no real awareness of just how nobody values a fucking thing they say. Most Placca Reds hate NUFC more than the actual Red Mancs. 2. Spurs, forget Liverpool in the eighties, Spurs were the team. They won the cup and the UEFA cup. Yep, any Cockney Spud will tell just how great they were. They last won the league in 1961 which, funny enough, is the cut off part of historical silverware according to some of their fans as our cup wins a few years earlier is ancient history. They spout shite, their ground is a horrible place to get to and I just detest the cunts. The media loved these fuckers back in the day with the Argies in their side and they had their noses royally put out of joint when we got a bit of attention and overtook them in the nineties. Knobs, basically. 3. Arsenal, yes, that's right, Arsenal. If whinging won you the title these cunts would have more titles than Rangers, Linfield and Celtic combined. Quite a fair size of their support are just as bad as they're whining players. Fuck me, they're still crying about Parlour getting sent off against us when we beat them at Highbury! Terry Henry was a total bell helmet that night and the lack of class they showed was fantastically highlighted by Sir Bob after the game. If they spent more time just getting on with they're game they'd definitely be at least 6 points a season better off. P.S. It's amazing how many middle age Tarquins from Islington seemed to have forgotten just how dull, tedious and outright boring their club used to be, (They're must have been 200 to 300 of the fuckers up here the season they won the league after nearly twenty years!). 4. Man City, see Man Utd minus the placca sheep. Hated it when KK kept talking about us when he was their manager, go almost apoplectic when any media person praises our support. Bitter Blues is about right. 5. Liverpool, I'll be honest here, most Scouse Reds I've met have been spot on, it's just they, like their Red Manc mates have attracted every bulls knacker in the UK who need to show off their love of LFC to get a bit of attention off people who will always look down on these pathetic, unloved needy bastards. Like Spurs in the eighties, it's getting on twenty years since their last title although they have an uncanny ability to be spawny as fuck in finals, the UEFA cup final against the Spanish minnows, the utter meltdown by a Milan side who were so much better than them it was untrue, even West Ham could feel pissed off to get beat with a last minute 30 yarder going in. The likes of Phil Thompson don't help either with the BBC being Liverpools greatest supporters in the not so distant past. Past, they have one apparently, just in case they hadn't mentioned it, like. 6. Sunderland, if I'm being more brutal and honest, plus if it was in the week before the derby, these would be number one, there's no other team I'd rather beat in the world, what can you say about SAFC that hasn't already been said? Maybe we should leave it Sir Tom Cowie, Bob Murray and Saint Niall Quinn to say everything that needs to be said about their support. All Chairmen of the Orcs who have pleaded for Mackems to start supporting their team, (Cowie actually wishing their support was as good as ours whilst Murray said it was unfair to compare Sunderland to Newcastle). Work with a couple of decent Mackems which is why I've been nice. 7. Villa, bitter, bitter, bitter bastards these are, bitter as fuck that they are routinely ignored as a club and as a fan base when plaudits are handed out. Their support is a fucking disgrace, seriously fucking shite. They won the European cup in the early eighties after winning the title, a couple of years later they're pulling twelve fucking thousand against us in the 1st division!!! Never mind the 'Ant & Dec' banners, these fuckers, like Spurs, really resent the fact that, (as Stevie once said), They could win the treble, have an Al Queda attack on Villa Park wiping out hundreds of innocents and they'd still be ignored and thought boring bastards. Gavin, 26, technician from autoglass is as fucking boring as he sounds and as for fucking Collymore! 8. Chelsea, funny enough, have met a few of their older fans and they're alright to be honest and know about 2nd division life and not winning titles, (their crowds weren't as good as ours though, naturally), however their players are cunts and are almost as bad as the Gunners when it comes to crying like babies. They dive and are basically cheats and CFC owe their title success to a Russian, it's as simple as that. Not that arsed about the rest, Everton, despite getting the odd internet Knacker aren't a bad lot when I've cracked on with them just down to earth lads, really. Blackburn, what can you say? Always a popular Mag away day from the past, I think it was my 3rd time at Ewood Park before I actually met one! Fulham are like Charlton, whenever I talk to their fans I always get the impression that they're a mild mannered Social worker or something or a timid bloke like Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry'. Harmless I suppose. West Ham used to be cunts but not really bothered about them apart from their unfeasibly large media/showbusiness fanbase. Wolves, WBA etc, no feelings either way.

Just watched 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' Newman and Redford are cool as fuck it has to be said.

This. ^

We're fucked looking at that line-up. Pardew bottled it.

Are ye taakin aboot the Fosse Bar? Cos that's almost in line with Roman Avenue, and the Fossway obviously goes up from there towards the JJB and Shields Road. I tell you one thing though, people in the East End are uglier than the West End. Big generalisation like but it's true. When you walk about on Shields Road in the summer you think fuck me, one decent lass would be nice, but it's horrific. Anyway goodnight wor kid heading to London for the day the morra need some kip I was talking about the top of the Fossway. Anyway, cheers, Gorgeous West End one, have a nice trip.

Scores out of ten for players! Is it just me or does anyone actually give a fuck? It's like these duck-eggs on SKY reeling off how many passes Fabregas made, how many times he tackled, his percentage of whatever, blah blah, ad infinitum.......WHO GIVES A FUCK, MAN!!!!!!!???????

Top of Welbeck Road, go along towards the top of the Fosse, to your left is the Byker Wall, Byker, to your right is Grace Street down to Roman Avenue, Walker. Never drank in the West end so in all seriousness couldn't compare the areas, considering it's in the same city my knowledge of the West End is disgraceful!

Top man, I'd almost forgotten about this, loved The Singing Detective and Lipstick on your collar, how come UK Gold or whatever cannot get this back on, and yes, there were some fucking great looking lasses in Dennis Potters shows and surreal scenes where the characters would sing some old classic songs from the fifties. Brilliant. Good post Stevie, but Scrogg Road is in Walker, wouldn't want Joey to get lost in Shields Road looking for the Golly Wog! A naa it is Walker. Me family are from Orpington Avenue and Moorland Crescent originally. Can I just ask ye, where does your definition of Byker and Walker begin and end? Roman Avenue? I'd personally say the top of Welbeck Road and the Fosse are the boundries, go up from there and you're in Byker, below is Walker. I might know you in real life, I lived in Ulverstone before I flew the nest, (which is right next to Moorland Crescent). How old are you? 33?