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Wait until he finds out who Roman Roy used to be.

I know we should just ignore this prick but 'my granda didn't die in WW1 just so women can be football pundits' is quite the take.

They are literally the gift that keeps on giving.

I saw that initial tweet last night and thought that looked like hell on earth. Turns out I was right.

I think it’s disrespectful to say that it’s just luck that Liverpool are ahead here. A lot of it is down to Havertz too.

If anything to going to solve knife crime then it’s obviously 11 lads wearing white shirts.

‘Inherently classy’

Wearside Jack disagrees.

Lest we f0rg3t

We have an opportunity here to do something very, very funny.

Lest we forget.

To be fair to those complaining, when it was announced I was expecting a massive crowd surfer banner or something along the lines of what Wor Flags do. Instead they got about 10,000 pieces of left over Christmas wrapping stuck to sticks.

What became of this cunt?

The hardships of being middle class.

Don’t worry, the blacks are next on his list.

When you order Newcastle United football club from DHgate and find out what they’ve actually sent you.

He meant that Hume clearly hadn’t been booked because if he had then he’d have been off.

Were you out inviting the whole neighbourhood round for a bong party tonight?

I think he’s doing his Ally McCoist impression.

Five man substitution in the 92nd minute.

Three fucking nil.

Pickford looking over the moon.