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Typical builder. Never turning up when he's supposed to.

Calm down guys, it's not my fault I met Jamie Reuben at Tory conference and we hit it off over a couple of campa choo choos.

How else are Adam P and Spaniel tits supposed to get tickets?

I mean that I wasn't actually employed as an account. During my three years of training I never once saw a TB, never mind prepared an actual set of accounts. It was all a ploy by PWC to pay me a pittance while shipping me over to London at £150 ph.

Are you the Albert Smith of the joke thread?

Thank fuck for Brexit.

In my defence, I was at the significant disadvantage of sitting accountancy exams even though I have never worked a day as an accountant and had zero interest in it.

Retro shirts £20 each. Fill your stockings. https://shop.nufc.co.uk/collections/23-24-black-friday-20-retro-shirts?source=awin&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=249371&utm_source=awin&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=249371&awc=46291_1700733465_8a3aa05813389d29b0f22e53d14278b5

There’s zero chance we’re in for him with his record unless we can get him Isak and Wilson to sync their injury runs.

Seems legit.

Does this qualify? https://m.facebook.com/WearsideAmnesty/

The poor fucker didn’t even have enough material to finish his curtains, where’s he going to get a jumper from?

I'm surprised the match against Chelsea isn't on TV.

Never a red card.

Wyki sitting at home, hate scrolling:

Not a great day for government comms.