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The players have absolutely run out of legs so it’s hard to blame them too much. A couple of weeks off for a lot of them so hopefully we’ll be a different team the other side of the international break.

Unorthodox but if that’s the sentence the judge hands down…

Great save, Pope.

Fucking hell. Miggy off now.

Miggy having his shirt clearly pulled in the box.

Get up Schar. We don’t fucking need this.

General Melchett leading Eddie Howe out with the wreath.

I’m guessing he had the surgery then.

In that case, anyone else reading my post should know that those dates are inaccurate and designed to ensure you missed the ballot.

It's my lack of hobbit feet, isn't it?

You organising a party?

FAO @Dr Gloom

Just booked another child free week away. This time it's the Dominican Republic next June.

FFS, stick to the story. Our CL campaign depends on it.

FYP, you dirty dog.

Nah it's definitely there, I saw it too.

Charlotte Robson in her prime.

Well that's the kids' Christmas ruined.

'So kids, what we have to do is take this big hammer and smash mummy cat's tummy in. I'm afraid it's the only way to save her kittens'.

FYP, GQ.

Look, now isn't the time for experimenting when you've got vitally important qualifiers against *checks notes* Malta and North Macedonia.

FFS, we could do without Wilson getting a call up.

Her comments weren’t signed off by No.10 as they should have been. I can’t see how she stays on, if she doesn’t then Sunak is even weaker than I thought.