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Big Dan Burn!!!

Lovely set piece routine from the corner.

Get a dish you tight bastard.

Longy!!!!!

And again. We’re lucky he’s dogshit.

Thomas was in acres of space there. Against a half decent side we’d be one down.

Whatever happened to ‘turn over to Sky Sports News for analysis of the match’? I reckon they’re going to miss the first ten minutes of our match debating whether it was a penalty or not.

Like we were getting any regardless.

The clause will come with stipulations such as the money up front but but it’s also likely to only be valid for a certain part of the window. It’s like when Moyes bought Fellaini for Man U he had a release clause but it was only valid until a certain date which was missed and they ended up paying more a few weeks later.

Are those prison chairs he’s sitting on?

He can consider my offer to eat his ass withdrawn.

Jordan really not convincing anyone there of his 'hard hitting interviewer' schtick. I listened to the part about us. To summarise: Mike Ashley is a good lad, he had no money to spend (£115m), local people in real life all told him he'd done a good job, the fan criticism affected his poor family, yes he'd happily take the Saudi money and, of course, Craig Hope.

Aye but who among the away fans will forget being there tonight and hearing the Europa Conference League anthem playing before kickoff?

I can confirm from recent experience that Fist is 100% right. At least the second will dispel any notions the wife might have about a third. It certainly worked in my case.

It's working now.

Anyone able to get into the PSG ballot? When I try I just get this error:

Dave subtly bragging that he's had sex. Congratulations.

I've ignored it for years but recently started watching Brassic on Sky which is pretty good if you're looking something not too heavy that you can dip in and out of. Plus Michelle Keegan.

And yet what has he done about the tax on unicorns? Fuck all, that's what.

GO TEAM!

Very harsh penalty decision too. Ah well…

Make that 13/10.

Notice how the little coward didn't have the balls to wear his shirt in Milan.

Slavery is probably one of those things you don't want to be too flippant about.