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You down with FFP? (Yeah you know me), you down with FFP? (Yeah you know me) You down with FFP? (Yeah you know me), who's down with FFP? (All the homies)

CT is looking well up for this.

Aye but if the bonuses are out of whack with what other clubs are offering then it’s going to restrict what we can spend. I’d be very disappointed if the existing squad didn’t agree to cut their bonuses in order to let the club sign their replacements.

It's her arrogance I can't stand. Same reason I don't like Ronaldo.

Oh but when Caulkin does it you don't like it?

It's because she's a cunt. The very fact that you're are questioning our motives shows that you're the real misogynist. Women can be cunts too y'know.

That's one less contender for the CL spots this season then.

Looking at the pundits' predictions there aren't too many tipping us to retain our position in the Top 4. But one important thing to remember is that the PL is likely to have five CL spots up for grabs this coming season which could make a big difference in our ability to keep progressing.

Best female footballer in the world, mate.

I'm not sure what the size of his dick has to do with anything.

Surely they can't expect a man of your advanced years to stand for 90 minutes?

That's the last time that little shit tries to take the piss out of the king.

To be recited to this tune.

Classy.

ARE YOU WATCHING ANDREW?!!?

Don't give up hope. At least buy the strapon and Mrs. Rents may eventually change her mind.

Have they?

Everyone thought that about Bournemouth last year when O'Neill took over, of course he had the advantage of already knowing the players there. Luton and Sheffield are already down and I'm just waiting on Gemmill's annual proclamation that this is Everton's year for relegation and that's the three spots already sewn up.

Aren't the membership tickets non-transferable?

It’s certainly an innovative way to inflate their attendance figures.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven jars of Lloyd Grossman’s bhuna sauce. Fucking weirdo.