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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven jars of Lloyd Grossman’s bhuna sauce. Fucking weirdo.

Not all football fans are deluded morons and to prove that fact I went on a West Ham forum to see what they thought about McTominay. All I could see though was many of them convinced that they're going to sign Fati from Barcelona. You win this one, PL.

That's why I stated that they're a club with mid-table ambitions. Their fans must know that they aren't going to get a player anywhere close to Rice's ability. McTominay is a solid option for a club of their stature.

I don't think that would be bad business by West Ham. Getting two half decent players with loads of PL experience for a club with mid-table ambitions make sense.

Aye, in front of all their new owners too.

Barnes has already got more goals for us than ASM managed all last season.

FYP

How is Pepe Reina still playing football?

In case anyone wasn’t happy that the USA are out then watch this.

This women’s penalty shoot out. Some fucking woeful penalties and VAR gives the winning penalty.

At home on a Saturday evening? We’ll smash them.

Especially when you consider that we got Gordon with his seven goals for half that price.

Fucking hell, Gordon.

This is our year lads, I can feel it. The Sela Cup is coming home!

Look who’s bragging about not being caught… yet.

That’s the way Gemmill likes it.

That’s a new Gordon and Tonali shirt for Adam P.

I’m disappointed in the theme music composer, I thought he came from a better family than that.

Mbappe had only played 41 senior games before moving for €180m. We’ve got a bargain.

No I didn’t. You said we need cover, I explained that we had plenty.

If that’s the criteria then this legend definitely gets on the list.