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Amady Faye anyone?

Charles Scarlettsleep obviously.

You mightn't be far wrong there.

If it is then I think we should be demanding our fucking money back.

Ashley must be wondering what the fuck he has bought into.

Vertigo - Overall a good film but I thought the love/relationship was a bit contrived. Two things to take from the film: 1. Kim Novak was absolutely stunning. 2. James Stewart's character has to be the worst tail ever.

Given how closely guarded Ashley seems to be with his business affairs I reckon there's a fair chance that those stories are absolute bollocks dreamed up by journos struggling to fill column inches.

As much as I think he is a complete prick Barton would be the one who would lead by example in terms of effort and application, unfortunately his aforementioned tendency to be a prick is a down side.

I don't have a problem with 'trophy' signings, the problem in the past has been that they were often made at the expense of squad building but I think we can see from the signings made so far that increasing our strength in depth is something that Sam is trying to address.

How the fuck did this woman become one of the biggest supermodels in the world?

I know what you're saying, if football really did take off in the USA they would be looking to control it as they do with everything else but thankfully FIFA are so backward and stubborn I couldn't see them having much influence though with the size of the country and the money it could generate who knows. And fair play to Beckham for talking to the Yanks about football rather than 'sawker'.

Queudrue - Only as a backup. Fanni - Thuram's 'heir apparent' yet is 26 and still uncapped? I'd have reservations as to why no when else has been in for him if he has been touted around Europe.

Thought this lad was supposed to be hot shit? Aye he was supposed to be, did fuck all last season IIRC.

Tbh I don't think Owen would make a good captain but we really don't have any other option.

Photoshoped.

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I think Owen is going to be giving it as well. Probs find out on Monday. I guess this means the squad numbers will be confirmed shortly as well? New phone again?

Apart from Given he's the only player guaranteed to start really.

Maybe your time at uni may have been better spent doing a bit more reading.

You think he has got pace and a good cross then?

As long as it's not silly money then I'm happy that we've tied him down for a while longer.

Cunt.

Ah that's better. Good work guys.