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What?

If Sam is after a left back with PL experience then he'd need to get his finger out and get Baines, any hope of signing Heinze is foolish imo.

Same as me, I don't have any particularly defining online characteristics such as being consistently funny, rude, depressing, optimistic or have an unbridled hatred for certain members/players/ethnic minorities to stand out.

More Jonathon Ross tbh. tbh

So what is currently making you optimistic about your life? A more positive thread for a change.

Where I got my user name actually.

Real first name: Stephen Nickname: Various derivatives of Stephen or more usually by my surname Age: 23 Occupation: Student / Soon to be Performance Improvement Consultant Location: N. Ireland Language(s) spoken? Pigeon French Avatar - why? Because I saw Vertigo and thought she was stunning Previous avatar? Because I did a Google image search for ewerk Tell us when you first joined the boards? Whenever Toontastic first split for N-O but didn't post regularly for about a year Board highlights? The arguments that occasionally arise Board lowlights? When it becomes dead on here (weekends) What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Haven't started yet so probably still being a bum. Pets? None, wasn't allowed them as a kid. I play a bit like... 'Disco' Des Hamilton Football heroes? Keane, Speed, Beckham (yes fucking Beckham), Albert and Maradona. Football villains? Robbie Savage... That's about it really. Best advice given? Never be scared of anyone... ever. Ideal partner? Intellectual with a decent personality. Ideal dinner date? Natalie Portman. Ideal meal? Depends on the mood I'm in. Can you cook? I can make a few decent things though I'm no expert. Current wheels? Golf TDI 1.9 Biggest influence? If I had to pick one then probably my dad/ TV programmes? HIGNFY, 24, Lost, Peep Show. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either / or. Favourite tunes? Bit of everything, though usually a bit of hippedy-hop. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss - more 'natural' (plus I've seen another girl rim her). George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney (does that make me gay?). Favourite film? If forced to then probably Garden State. If I won a million pounds.... I'd fuck off on a year long world wide tour on my own. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15, Vodka and pure orange. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Nope, model pupil. Favourite insult? Go fuck yourself (simple but effective). Not a lot of people know that......... Nothing much, open book me. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £300 on a semi-decent suit, not a big roller atm. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10 or so. I'm obsessed with..... Nothing really, don't have the enthusiasm to be obsessed with much. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Richer than I am at the minute and still happy with life.

What happened Glasgow Mag? Or is it just SM?

Occasionally, I always check to see if it's a registered charity because quite often they're just a company looking to sell rags and make a profit so obviously they get fuck all.

Yeah! I got it to work! Still unimpressed though.

Could possibly be a back support?

Doesn't work for me.

Fair play to Harrington, he cocked up the 18th in play but had done well enough to earn a playoff. He had it won after the first hole of the playoff IMO, Garcia's confidence was already knocked and that didn't help him. Well done to Rory Mc Elroy as well on winning the silver medal, good to see a young local lad doing well.

He's got lucky, Garcia should've really finished that putt off. Going to a play off now.

Not necessarily. http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...ting+Real+first

Welcome to Newcastle Joey

Probably more useful than Terry Mac anyway.

Shola's record under Roeder was pretty good tbf. he had a good couple of months, that equates to little more than a blip in an otherwise poor return infront of goals. The "nice guy" comments and "good profesional" comments mean nothing as far as I'm concerned, he's a striker, he's there to either make goals or score them, if folk are happy to have a 9 goal a season Shola Ameobi in the Newcastle United team week in week out, don't be moaning when we finish 13th again. Similarly you could say Martins had a blip between December and early March, he didn't score too many outside of that period. I'm not defending Ameobi btw, he shouldn't be first choice but his recent record has been a credit to him and I think he should be given a chance as 2nd choice in the big man role this season but if unsuccessful then he'll have to go. 17 goals isn't a bad blip. Aye though he only got 10 in the league from open play which isn't an amazing return for our first choice striker.

Good to see Sam has got us well organised at defending from set pieces. Decent strike from Solano though he had all day to tee it up.

Shola's record under Roeder was pretty good tbf. he had a good couple of months, that equates to little more than a blip in an otherwise poor return infront of goals. The "nice guy" comments and "good profesional" comments mean nothing as far as I'm concerned, he's a striker, he's there to either make goals or score them, if folk are happy to have a 9 goal a season Shola Ameobi in the Newcastle United team week in week out, don't be moaning when we finish 13th again. Similarly you could say Martins had a blip between December and early March, he didn't score too many outside of that period. I'm not defending Ameobi btw, he shouldn't be first choice but his recent record has been a credit to him and I think he should be given a chance as 2nd choice in the big man role this season but if unsuccessful then he'll have to go.

Shola's record under Roeder was pretty good tbf.

If you shave the Adidas three stripes onto each cheek I'll sponsor you.

Surely you knew to avoid the Arndale on a Saturday? Or the entire Manchester city centre area tbf.

Users of the c word to be immediately banned I fear. How come Gol isn't an admin any more?

Is it the general concensus that I'm to blame for pud and toplass fucking off? As explained to pud my comment was a joke and unrelated to anything that's unbeknown to me has gone on in the past. And I'm in the dark completly as to why toplass has fucked off. I'm guessing it was possibly something said on the forum between them and then quickly deleted.