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American Dad is shite like, you spunk 17 quid on that and then complain that you lose a fiver to your mate?

A dignified exit for him then, I'd accept that as long as he's out of there.

Format your computer, definetly format your entire computer.

Aye we should certainly be after him, last time we were after him didn't someone say he didn't fancy moving north?

Aye but he also said that FS was to be kicked out which appears to be wide of the mark, so half marks for him due to my huge disappointment .

He's a member of the board, he'll be getting his letter too.

Now for Fat Fred.

Match Point - I thought it felt a bit too rushed without enough time to allow any sort of proper relationship to build up with the characters.

That's a good point, according to the Daily Mail this morning Spurs are offering him £45k pw which is usually what we offer the cleaners at SJP.

Bent is undoubtedly a better goal scorer but £16m is silly money IMO. I'd take Defoe as a replacement for one of Owen/Martins so we could have one of them and Defoe to play the little man beside Shola or Viduka.

I thought it was nailed on that he was heading to Spurs? Don't think he's worth £16m, might be worth trying to get Defoe for have of that if he does end up at WHL.

They really fucked that up didn't they? The plan was obviously to unveil a 50 year old car that looked like brand new when instead they got something that looks like it was lifted out of a canal. I'm sure the lucky winner will be overjoyed at their prize of 600 quid and a giant heap of rusty metal.

Tbh I reckon Wenger should follow him there, his big mate Dein is gone and it looks like he's not going to be given the money to compete with the rest of the big 4 so realistically Arsenal aren't going to win the PL or CL next season.

"Another matter"? Well if it's not a transfer then why are Quest investigating it? Seems a bit strange.

Not really, he hardly played last season. I'd go so far as to say they missed van Persie more. Exactly he hardly played and look how they did, they might have been top 4 but they should be competing with the top 2, for assists and goals scored there aren't too many better in the history of the PL, it'd be a huge blow to any club.

Arsenal are fucked now.

He's need to be good after all this shit.

The Speed Awareness scheme is only available in a limited number of areas as far as I know.

Perhaps he didn't have erectile disfunction syndrome at all, maybe his wife was just a munter?

A total of four fixed speed cameras in N. Ireland makes the likelihood of me being caught a bit slimmer.

Write out with felt tip: "Grey is this years black" and tape it to the lapelle of your grey suit. On no account wear socks....It's passe now and just looks silly. Best to kneel at his feet on the floor and open up his zipper.. Job in bag. FACT. FYP

I've an interview next week too, need to get this one. Only had one proper sort of interview before, what sort of job is it your going for? If it's a graduate level then a lot of interviews tend to be competency based i.e. giving examples of times when you've shown certain types of skills such as leadership, teamwork, using your intitiative, interacting with customers in the past, decision making, how you deal with disagreements etc. Make sure you know what you wrote on your application form off by heart as they'll question you on certain aspects of it. Also research the job and the company, try and get a copy of their annual report if possible and pick out a few facts from it and try and ask them about any plans they've outlined for the future. Most of all be friendly and appear really enthusiastic for the job.