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I haven't watched Neighbours in years but what little I've seen of little Miss Fatty Mc Fat Fat makes me want to kill her.

Didn't prevent Wacky from being booted out last week, I don't understand how she managed to not be up for eviction this week. BTW how funny is that thick black fella, he's how I imagine Bramble to be.

She did actually used to look fairly decent before she began looking like skeletor.

Tastes watered down, even when it isn't. God knows why anyone would drink C2 unless they're driving.

Average manager, kept Fulham treading water with little money but didn't do much to impress me.

Here's to the onset of Parkinsons.

I've just given it a listen and it's a much better album No need for Version whatsoever.

Glad we got all that sorted.

It looks like Toshack is still highly respected by Sociedad and his recommendation obviously carries a lot of weight. Coleman never did much with Fulham IMO.

Surely this would've been easier to post and just as accurate?

So we're going to sign a player who is going to be out injured for the next six months with no guarantee of a full recovery? Oliver clearly has no idea that Edmilson is injured, which isn't entirely unexpected, but what excuse does his mate in Barcelona have? Fuck me Oliver's journalism has plummeted to new depths.

What the fuck is wrong with that club? Their past two league titles have seen the manager get the boot after a few days.

I understand the concept of the album but my gripe is that he has "funked up" every song in the exact same way. I might give Here Comes the Fuzz a listen, I liked Ooh Wee.

Well done fella.

Tbf I reckon nearly every man, woman and child who knows anything about NUFC knows that they're shit, quite how Roeder and Souness didn't says a lot for their managerial qualities.

That's how real men drink their milk.

And what rape isn't???? Not if she was dressed provocatively and looked 16.

Am I the only one who wouldn't commit murder because I think it's morally wrong?

The majority of his versions are improvements imo. Toxic in particular. They're fucking shite, on their own a couple of songs might sound decent but the album is just song after song after song of the same technique being applied, no skill involved whatsoever.

About 15 minutes ago I said flogging Martins would be decent bit of business, which I still think it would, but do we really need the money now? While Martins has his defects such as a lack of touch and despite the fact he is lightning fast I've yet to see it used effectively, he is pretty decent in other areas. Personally I'd like to see Shola sold and then bring in someone like Anelka, then I think we really could say that we have 4 top class strikers.

How fucked off will Owen be if Arsenal pay £4m more to take Martins rather than him? Would be a decent bit of business IMO.

So the choice of drink in the ground is now going to be Carling, Coors light, Worthingtons or Grolsch? Every one of them pure and utter piss.

Aye that's why they asked you to do it.