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I don't think I "got" that film, perhaps I hadn't consumed enough drugs at the time. Shut the fuck up Ewerk. Perhaps I was a little understated with my previous assessment of the film, it's a pile of shite.

I used to give 5 quid a month to Oxfam, until the feeling of smugness and self satisfaction wore off.

I don't think I "got" that film, perhaps I hadn't consumed enough drugs at the time.

To be fair to the lad... But if he's anyway decent at all then £200k is hardly a big gamble.

Maybe worth another go, tbh anything has to be preferable to letting the gf loose with the wax again.

Veet? You must've fuck all hair there in the first place because that shit is useless in my experience, then again I am heading towards the gorilla stage as far as body hair is concerned.

I can see now why you all speak of Lou the way yous do, one keraazy chick.

I thought the figure was 75% to delist and 90% to force everyone to sell up?

Souness and Mc Kay both claiming to be "shocked" at being named.

No, they count as female grooming.

Wtf does he do then? Is he an agent? Or is he paid by the club? Actually thinking about it, how can he not be classed as a club official? It's supposed to be Cushing and him running the club in Freddie's absence.

That's probably because you're up at about 5am every day, no neeeeeed.

Wtf does he do then? Is he an agent? Or is he paid by the club? It's about fucking time that that twat McKay has been accused of something, why we have continued to work with him is beyond me.

Barry Silkman (an agent) on SSN now going fucking mental that his name has been mentioned.

Well done fella.

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon This hair - does grow out of a big wart? no....just a random wart and spot free place on my chin I suppose you look something like that 'blonde' woman doing the hip hop dancing on Britain's Got Talent last night, then? She was fucking repugnant. BTW who the fuck names their son Paul Potts? I thought that was fucking brilliant. The missus didn't get it though. Aye same with mine, lost on her.

If Souness is found guilty of anything then I hope we sue him for every penny he has taken and the compensation we paid him. Gets me angry just thinking about the fact that we paid that crooked twat £2m to fuck off.

Just when things are looking up for us our club, manager and chairman's son all under investigation, hopefully Ashley won't be long in telling Young Kenny to get the fuck out of SJP.

Newcastle and Bolton named as the worst offenders. Sam Allardyce, Craig Allardyce, Kenneth Shepherd and Graeme Souness all also named.

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon This hair - does grow out of a big wart? no....just a random wart and spot free place on my chin I suppose you look something like that 'blonde' woman doing the hip hop dancing on Britain's Got Talent last night, then? She was fucking repugnant. BTW who the fuck names their son Paul Potts?

Aye effectively, as long as no one else outside of the big 4 finish above us.

William Hill are offering each way on us to win the league, but it's only placing first and second so still as hopeless. Though they have us at 7/1 to win the league without the big 4 which aren't bad odds.

Moisturise daily, pluck my monobrow, once tried male "enhancing moisturiser" (aka fake tan), ended up looking like Jordan after a rough night out.

I heard a story on the radio yesterday about a kid who was taken off his parents and put into hospital for being a big fattie but while there wasn't losing much weight, turned out his parents were smuggling chocolate into the hospital for him, fucking thick twats.

Aye, wait until you get your contract then announce your change of mind. And of course the obligatary "fat Aussie twat!".