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So no thoughts on the ethnics then?

Geremi's mum must've really loved the cock.

And he's got a massive cock... have I done it wrong?

Mark Ronson - Version How Mark Ronson 'creates' a song in 4 easy steps. 1. Find a decent older tune. 2. Insert a new drum beat. 3. Throw in some brass section. 4. Get a vocalist to sing the old lyrics. And voila you've got yourself a brillant album. Except no you don't Mark, you've got yourself a collection of monotous rehashed shite, stick to playing records at weddings you cock end.

When I saw the title I thought they were getting Sonny Anderson out of retirement to play for them.

The old fella has lost it.

Patrokles Alert! Patrokles Alert! For the record I don't like Ashcroft, he just doesn't look right.

Nothing worse that seeing some absolute bastard evade justice, might be time to get someone to "pay him a visit".

It also suggests that Sam is working off the same list of targets he had at Bolton.

Squad building I imagine, a few cheap players with a few quality signings as well hopefully.

Who?

Athol Still. The same man who told Talksport he 'catagorically' denied any form of contact between Swen and Chinwart. Only for the Thai fella to say, THE VERY NEXT DAY, 'yes, I met him [swen] about a week ago.'!!! btw it's official - SGE is the Citeh boss. Tbf to Still he didn't actually know anything about it at the time, I think Eriksson used another agent for the meeting, Still must've been pretty fucked off when he found that out.

You must be flush at the minute.

Dunno if this is the one you're on about but it always makes me smile.

Don't take steroids kids. And when did the British Bulldog die?

Well done to the Fat Man, he gets enough shit when he gets it wrong so credit to him when it's due.

You clearly haven't seen Dyer's sex tape.

He also said she'd been in care since she was four so I'm not sure he knows what fucking planet he's on if he thinks that's a mitigating factor too. Without knowing the full ins and outs of the case I'm guessing that the fact she was in care may have had pyschological effects on the girl causing her to "consensually" engage in this sort of behaviour. I'm sure there were pyschological reports submitted but without knowing what they said I'm just speculating.

I know kids, especially girls can look older than their years, but a ten yearold looking 16 ??? It is a pretty big gap there but without knowing what the girl looked like we can't judge how old she appeared to be, though I reckon the judge should have erred on the side of caution and imposed a much tougher sentence.

Well then she could well have looked 16, in which case the judge may have had a point.

Aye but he's not on squad player wages.

The sex was consensual though? In as far as it can be consensual with a 10 year old.

I expected this thread to be about The Fish tbh.