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A swing and a miss. I'll add dirty old men who really shouldn't be using the internet at their age never mind having aliases on internet forums.

Exactly where in the article does it say he's set a deadline? All he says is that he is going back to Paris on a certain date and he's happy if he has to stay.

TBWCFTOFTTBH

A slight variation on the five current facts format, I'll be doing five musical artists I currently want dead. 1. Mika 2. Calvin Harris 3. Johnny Borrell 4. Daniel Bedingfield 5. Lily Allen

People who can't figure out obvious acronyms.

Stay at home laying about watching documentaries all day? Wacky Jnr = Keith Miller.

Better sign Dario Silva and tie them together. Together they still wouldn't make a half decent player.

Absolute fucking disgrace tbh, the linesman is standing on the edge of the six yard box watching him do it every time and saying nothing about it, Carson should've started doing it.

Google ! yay ! A win is a win.

Ayrton Senna

Was Baines injured? Hopefully it won't cause a problem when he's having his medical.

Looks like he's gonna have to come off unless they can patch him up before the start of extra time.

I'm only telling you mate, don't shoot the messenger

Who knew? Well apart from you obviously.

Other way round spelling-wise. You playing up to the stereotype on purpose today? 'Crack' is this context existed long before the spelling 'craic' is what I meant btw. Not where I'm from, or perhaps you're right and I am being very Irish today.

Other way round spelling-wise. You playing up to the stereotype on purpose today?

Genius. A night on the lash for SLP and a night in the cells for his missus, everyone's a winner baby! Well apart from her obviously.

Anyone else worried about the fact that Shola appears to have had his left leg amputated below the knee?

An English bastardisation of an Irish word, working here you really should know better.

Baines? What's the crack then? Craic tbh, seeing as you're giving Luke such a hard time lately.

You're married now. You won't be going. Apparently Mrs SLP's vows were self penned and included the line 'To have and to pwn'

Probably not, because he has a track record of being right. The thing is about claiming to be 'ITK' is that the situation can change and then you end up looking like a tit.

Gemmill never gets the credit for his hard work.

I had to check the official site to check that that wasn't a piss take.