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I never claimed to be Richard Branson pal. I left it up to show them how it would appear. In case they didn't know what a signature looked like?

He could be dead, we wrote Patrokles' obituary for less.

Suicide inducing stuff.

Apparently he declared himself unfit without completing a fitness test and then refused to travel with the team to Fulham.

Regina Spektor - Samson

Show me the money. Things have changed now that Sam is in charge.

"£3 million a year, mugs"

Uh oh, Sam is claiming now that Bolton did play stylish football.

No chance of him missing an opportunity to get his fat face on TV, even if he can't open his mouth.

Just spotted him wincing in pain

Owen couldn't even be bothered to turn up this morning it seems.

Fractured a rib

No sign of Shepherd? Not like him.

Thankfully I had second thoughts about putting money on him yesterday for the City job when he went down to 5/2.

Saw it advertised last night, Rob Brydon is in it so hopefully should be decent.

Which one? The original was class. No unfortunately it was the recent remake with whathisfuckinname! It's like the remake of the italian job and planet of the apes - why just fucking why? Jude Law. The best thing he's been in is Operation Good Guys. Was he in that? I think they've started showing it again on BBC3 or one of them channels.

Late 20's, 30's, dunno why like just what I thought, wise beyond your years I suppose

I dunno, Sima seems like an angsty teen who hates the world.

No male orgasm allowed? Surely that defies the whole point of sex?

22, I had you down for being much older Greg.

Butt would probably make a better captain than Parker imo.

Was she Crouch's coke whore?

I bet Pearce is regretting putting the no compensation clause in his contract right now.

Lost his temper? Went fucking mental more like, up there with the Paxman interview for comedy value.