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Make her a rophy colada and the music after that point is irrelevant.

Funny that's what I though as soon as I read the opening post, though exclusively just for SSH.

I'm confused as to your point, are you trying to say that Shepherd should appoint a shitter manager so he'll lower his expectations and we'll have stability? You're still a fucking spastic regardless.

Yup, and there was someone on Skunkers who reported that Sam was lined up to replace Roeder over a month ago.

One of them sort of talking sense, one of them talking absolute shit.

Women should not drink pints! If you must drink beer, and really it's not ladylike, then from a bottle or half-pint glass are the only acceptable ways.

I find it amazing that you complained to Jimbo about having sore bollocks and his advice wasn't that a good wank would make things better.

Signed last season for £2.5m, probably cost us about £10m now.

So if Shepherd had talks with Allardyce in London yesterday then what the fuck was our "delegation" in Monte Carlo supposed to have been doing then? Or was Oliver's report "wide of the mark"?

I was thinking he'd be a decent signing yesterday actually. The problem is I don't think he'd come to us unless he saw it as a significant step up which it probably isn't atm as we have no European football next season and in his interview he mentions that he wants CL football which we probably won't be offering for a while yet.

Some fucking classic lines there tonight, great episode.

I'm disappointed that they didn't appoint Mc Dermott and GBLC for the game on Sunday, it would've had great comedic value.

They forcing to to work off your bar tab then?

Who exactly has changed their mind out him? It's good to see him having a bit of banter but I don't think it has changed anyone's mind that he's a fuckwit of the highest order.

Shepherd is very fucking lucky that they kept the bit in with him saying that Owen is a decent lad, if they had've just shown the "I'll carry him back" bit it would've looked very bad.

Yeah, Anal O. pretending to be an investigative controversial journalist. Alan Oliver: The Man Who Just Don't Give a Fuck

So you'd be in favour then of corporately branding SJP?

Out of the England B team as well then?

Looks alright, I don't agree with clubs changing crests, they should be historic things that aren't simply the whim of the marketing department.

What's wrong with that?

I imagine him and Owen have caused our insurance premiums to rocket, a great investment.

http://www.rte.ie/sport/2007/0511/duffd.html

Let's kick racism out of Toontastic.

I love that mentality. Like flying to Prague for a weekend on the piss would actually save you money. A friend had a stag do in Budapest, and ended up paying a hundred quid to see a lap dance, held to ransom by some gorilla bouncers. SLP could have always gone to Prague in Whitley Bay and saved himself a fortune like. I warned SLP about the "Coloured " gentleman who lounge on street corners in Prague:D What colour were they again Radgi? I think I meant to say Black but tried to be pc ???? Please tell me you're taking the piss.