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1. Have a sore head 2. Have a very sore back 3. Went into the pub last night to discover that all pints were £1.50 between 9 and 11, was overjoyed. 4. The point above probably is probably connected to my sore head 5. I'm supposed to have my literature review for my dissertation in for today despite having done absolutely no reading nor even having a definite title.

Cheers for the heads up.

Made me laugh; while under the influence obviously.

When was their last good track?

Art? At a polytechnic? With your reputation?

You sound angry about this...I thought you were Oirish? Weren't you taking the piss out of the England team at the world cup? I can't remember... I don't think I took the piss out of England during the WC although it is quite possible. I've more interest in the England team than the ROI team atm for certain reasons.

Exactly. When he tries to be professional he comes across as a tit but there he seems dead on, has a bit of a laugh, says Owen is a good fella and says his agent is a prick. If he had've released this as his comment on the story he would've come across a whole lot better.

Those 'picks' clearly illustrate that women aren't your speciality.

What the fuck is the point in putting Robinson in the B squad? What exactly is Mc Claren going to learn about him that he doesn't already know? Fucking pointless.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91210-1264945,00.html Good news.

Clearly getting a length elsewhere.

I think that safely rules Sven out then, though at least Shepherd has done it in a responsible and diplomatic way without making a fool of himself.

Aren't they really one and the same in what they say? It's Shepherd who should know better.

Only through the association of it with Fop tbh.

Eh? I don't think anyone in their right mind would have accepted that clause at the time.

J69 trying to fill the void left by Leazes' disappearance.

Shepherd was clearly desperate to appease the fans at any cost in the Summer of 2005, and offered a crazy contract to Owen. Not for the first time he has risked the very future of the club due to his incompetency. Please do the decent thing Shepherd, sell your shares at a reasonable price and resign. Or have a coronary, I'm not fussed. And have Kenny inherit his shares? No thanks.

To be fair to him, if I was Michael Owen and the chairman of my team was publically taunting and taking the piss out of me like he is doing, I'd be out of there like a shot. Unlike Shearer, we're not 'the dream ticket' for Owen. He's being dealt shit that he doesn't need. I could be mistaken but I don't think Shepherd's comments were intended to keep Owen at the club, Shepherd is resigned to losing him and has already started the PR campaign to save face in what is bound to be a big fallout from all this.

I'll personally install hidden cameras in your changing room. To find the culprit of course.

It's not so much the shite he's been talking that annoys but the fact that is clearly shows he has a release clause in his contract and he is intent on exercising it this summer. EDIT: AND FUCK YOU TOO YOU LITTLE DWARF PRICK!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night long? Cot death.

Spiderman 3 - Absolute gash, I mean pure unadulterated gash. Where the fuck did they find the actors for this film? "How will we make Tobey Maguire look a bit edgy? We'll brush some of his hair down onto his forehead". Fucking genius. Though having seen the first two I don't know why I expected this one to be any better.

Welcome to three days ago.

What the fuck is it possible to buy with £1.4m? And once they hit the 50,000 mark how many of those are actually going to pay their money? It'll never work.

So you implied that Oliver blames Roeder partly for our dismal season despite the fact that that is in sharp contrast to everything else he has written all season? That's a bit of a leap there. Well who else does he blame then? Or is the headline a complete fabrication? Who's doing the leaping, me or you? Injuries? I'm just asking you to show me some evidence that he blames Roeder but you can't because you know that everything he has written has supported Roeder but yet again you choose to play the prick.