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I'm applying for jobs and trying to figure out a way of avoiding the real world, so far I've come up with the lottery and suicide. And I don't play the lottery

A case of the head of the BPA trying to increase his own media presence and sense of self-importance IMO.

I'd pay £30 for that. I heard the MTV unplugged they did a few years ago where Liam's throat was too sore to sing (but not too sore to stand in a box and abuse his brother) so Noel did it. As I said Noel had a voice better suited to most of the early songs which is no surprise given as he wrote nearly all of them. Though sadly Noel seems to have peaked creatively given the shite Oasis have been churning out this past six years.

Probably the only one out of Oasis worth seeing and I actually prefer his voice over Liam's. If its not too expensive I'd say its worth going to see what he's like without his (even bigger) prick of a brother.

Toonraider, obviously woman! The question starts: But no-one is going to spend another hour kissing passionately after they have finally got you "fully buffed" are they? So because im finally naked i get no sensual kissing? How old are you sammy by the way? kissing is part of the whole thing, it doesnt stop just because everything else is on view! No kissing, no sex, end of. Well aren't you just Mrs. Demanding.

The video doing the rounds or the stills going about proclaiming to be her? Its not her in either of them. BTW I thought the scar was from some sort of liposuction/pussy reducing procedure? Seems very low down for a c-section.

I thought he was Polish and had a fear of packed public transport?

Unless you're in Poland I suppose it does.

In all seriousness it was a bit shit.

In that case: HOMO!

I bought a new control a couple of years ago and got a list of codes with it for my TV. Check this page http://www.satelliteonline.co.uk/sky_remote_codes.htm for help in how to do it.

I think the problem with the Emre/Parker partnership is that neither is a purely defensive or attacking midefielder and are comfortable in that position. Also I'm not too sure whether their roles have been clearly enough defined which could be why Emre looks better alongside Butt due to the fact that he knows Butt will sit back in the DM role if he ventures forward.

Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose.

Seen it before, very fucked up.

No flies on this lot. Not since Bono saved them all anyway.

Cruz definetly, I've had a thing for her ever since that fucked up Cruise film.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. I enjoy delaying penetration till they are shivering with want. With buff men? Oh I see I've jumped in at the wrong moment. Parky in unintentionally outting himself shocker!

I nearly forgot Joe Budden - Mood Muzik Vol. 2 Not strictly speaking an album but still better than most of the shit I've heard this year.

Britney Spear's bald box. Needless to say NSFW. http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?image...9_123_416lo.jpg

I don't think I've heard on album this year that really impressed me. The Roots- Game Theory probably came closest.

You're wrong there, you've got your opinion and I've got mine, thats fine. At the end of the day both of our opinions are inconsequential in the big picture. Not meant to be taken seriously, but was I right? The point I'm making is that each of them has to do the best for their clients regardless of the situation and I imagine that being the toughest part of any lawyer's/barrister's job. No one wants to represent someone they are fairly sure is guilty of murder/paedophile but its part of the job to do the best for that person.

Right I'm really not arssed enough to go through your posts to find 3 examples, it is a feeling I generally get from your posts, surely you've noticed it by now? You are an angry (quite possibly little) man. Your stereotyping of all lawyers as "the scum of the earth" indicates to me either a lack of intelligence or lack of knowledge on your part, probably both. In my experience any lawyer I've met has been fairly civil, though I'm sure they're not all like that. They are employed to do the best they can for their client, the same way a doctor has to do the best for his/her patient no matter how much of a cunt they are.

Did you try and save £20 by deselecting them or do they not come as standard any more? Dell are great at the start but most of the Dells I've had will throw up problems after a while, still for the price they're not bad value for money.

Did I say anything about ewerk in my posts I just put forward my views on a tv show and he comes on and calls me a prick. I fucking hit shits like that bastard who dont agree with something posted last week but feels the need to harbour a grudge. The fucking wanker should learn some manners the arsehole. Deary me. I don't hold a grudge but you are generally pessimistic and damning of nearly everything and it does get a bit tiresome after a while.

Good ones and bad ones tbh, a bit like the coppers. Although I'd rather have a pint with a lawyer; in general. Lawyers live off the misery of others making money off people when they are at their most vulnerable. Try their hardest to get known criminals lighter sentences than they deserve. Will also try anything to get a rapist off the hook. You do realise that there are other lawyers than the criminal sort? Fuck off cunt Clearly your lack of knowledge on subjects which you hold a strong opinion is a sore point.