ewerk

But you can never be exactly sure of the strength of the tea so therefore you can't be sure of how much milk is needed and could potentially end up with a disastrous "milky tea", which I think we can all agree is something to be avoided at all costs.

Is there no porn on google video?

Personal dislike? Its the fucking internet son, catch yourself on.

I got a letter the other day from BT saying I'd went over my limit in the past couple of months. They say if this continues they'll charge me but last I heard they hadn't got a system in place to do this, anyone know if thats still the case?

Already has one at Bensmusic.co.uk doesn't he? Anyone signed up? No but thanks to that link I now know what a lyrical genius he is. Everyone is a classic. Song For Beth being my personal favourite. It was a simple, fun song. The lyrics are simple and fun. A more complex song, eg. Emily, has more complex lyrics. You can sit behind your keyboard tippy-tappying but the fact is you're just another non-entity who will never achieve anything and so adopt a whingy 'I'll just be negative about everyone else' attitude. All of the songs on my website were knocked out reasonably quickly and are all available free. I am fully aware that none are necessarily commercially viable. I play everything on the recordings. 99% of my songs were made for friends and are especially significant for them. They all enjoy them. That's all that matters. If I respected your opinion, I'm sure I'd be terribly upset. But the fact is, you're a cocksucker who has never achieved and never will. How did you figure that one out? You really are too easy to wind up.

Already has one at Bensmusic.co.uk doesn't he? Anyone signed up? No but thanks to that link I now know what a lyrical genius he is. Everyone is a classic. Song For Beth being my personal favourite.

Funny in a ridiculously stupid sort of way.

How about one for every reply you ever make? It's called the "ignore user" button. Hopefully you can see the flaw in your argument there, given your near-obsession with deriding much of what I post as pointless. I didn't say it was pointless, I'm sure someone, somewhere is interested, its just that there aren't too many of them on here and I hate wasting time opening your threads with a thin glimmer of hope that you may well actually posting something worthwhile. More fool me I suppose. Now fuck off.

How about one for every reply you ever make? It's called the "ignore user" button.

Not porn, just something mildly interesting. Can't we just have a sub forum for Patrokle's shit musical threads?

Everyones been saying that like Except Ewerk and DJ_NUFC. The only two round here with any taste it seems.

I'm in a Womblemaster/ Zico Martin sandwich.

Well thats the plan anyway, I've got about 8 companies which I'm planning to apply to but I imagine they're not the easiest job to land, hence my postgrad since outside my education I've absolutely no personal achievements or skills to boost my application.

i worked for them when they were known as Andersen Consulting. Reet bunch of cowboys. What was wrong with them? I had them down on the list of organisations that would potentially have the pleasure of employing me.

So our two resident medical experts have come to the conclusion that I've either got cancer or am weird, glad to see those years of training have paid off.

So I'm just a mentalist then?

Aye.

Seeing as this is turning into the Toontastic Health Helpline I'll add my ailment. For a few years now I've been getting a really sharp pain in the upper left side of my chest. It comes on really suddenly but goes away when I scratch it, I mightn't get it for a couple of months but sometimes it can happen a few times a day. Its never really bothered me but no one else seems to ever have had anything like it. Any ideas from our medical staff?

What was the problem? I'm having a similar issue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ian/5390048.stm Says they've approached Hibs but nothing else confirmed yet.

Oops. I was looking at him for next Leeds manager, and I already had the fucking bet on anyway, stupid cunt.

FUCK!!!!! He was 66/1 on Sky Bet so I decided to put a tenner on it but by the time I had deposited the money they stopped taking bets, the cunts.

According to who? He's still 66/1.

Really? D'ya reckon?

Fucking hell I thought he was on the road to recovery, always thought he looked like too much of a pretty boy but sad news all the same.