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What is footballers' fascination with sharing women all about? I can't imagine myself having a wank in the corner while my mate was on the job a few feet away.

Photoshop genius me like.

Though he doesn't deny bidding £2.5m for him.

What is he has SMO's number from the last time?

The papers labelling anyone who has any sort of illness brave is a load of shite but I don't mind a few kids getting a bravery award. Its a day for them to feel special and seeing as a lot of them won't be around for much longer I wouldn't begrudge them that.

Hard luck Rebellious.

Clearly a sign of our fantastic coaching team at work.

Well at least 1 out of 50 has to go in I suppose.

As I was reading through this thread that is exactly what I was gonna advise him to do.

Martins didn't take much care when lifting it anyway, anyone got the RSPCB's number?

Nobby didn't look too happy about Oba taking the penalty.

Dabs the robbing bastards charge an extra £20 to post to N.Ireland which means any savings that may be had are wiped out.

Chocolate tastes shite in them anyway.

So did anything happen?

Just because it would be a great story to tell tbh.

Amy Winehouse Lily Allen Snoop Dogg David Hasselhoff Callum Best Fran Cosgrove The Dalai Lama Barry Scott Sepp Blatter

I could have sworn I saw Russell Brand in the club I was in last night and if it wasn't then it was someone trying to look like him. Either way I should've used the opportunity to answer your question.

In fact overall he's getting £6m a year from the Beeb, ridiculous money.

I think that estimate may be a bit conservative, at the moment Jonathan Ross is on £540,000 a year for his once a week radio show alone.

Easy, he was "hot" for about five minutes and the BBC immediately offered him a huge contract without actually thinking what he would present for them. All I've seen him do on the BBC is some ballroom dancing program and a topical chat show on at about half 11, licence payers' money well spent IMO.

After saying: I'm really starting to worry about his mental health.

Would you spunk in your own gob? Depends on how much you love yourself I suppose © Jimmy Carr

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