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Havertz

Not anymore he’s not.

We can’t gift what we don’t own.

No but it’s a way of burning bridges so there’s no way back for the player.

I don’t think he’s anywhere as bad in training as the manager is making out. It’s all a tactic to get him out of the club to improve their PSR position.

Rashford will be fantastic for the rest of the season. Villa will pay £85m for him and he’ll instantly turn to shit. Remember where you heard it first.

Paul Mitchell:

Fucking McGroin.

Murphy fucking ball watching.

That’s a fantastic goal from Murphy. Placed rather than lashed.

Foot like a traction engine.

We’re committing a lot of men forward on these attacks. Need to be careful not to get caught on the break.

The Saudi brown envelopes working a treat.

I’m not sure backing May’s deal would have been the vote winner mega brain thought it was. Labour voters would have flocked to the Lib Dems or another anti-Brexit party. Still, Vince Cable as PM would have been quite an experience.

‘Right, this Yorkshire lass is a right squirter, hence the need for the goggles. Now I want you to dive right in there and give it your best and for fucks sake don’t rule yourself out for the next eight weeks with a tongue injury like Callum did.’

Good. I’m sick of filthy rich disabled people coming up and burning £50 notes in my face.

They extended it by three days to give Mitchell a fighting chance.

Windows not closed yet. Though I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to come back and make the same post on Tuesday morning.

If he wins a league title then god help the rest of us.

I like pretty much any Irish accent but that cunt’s voice makes me switch off. Maybe not so much the accent as the dull monotone delivery.

Thanks but the fuck am I getting up on the roof myself. They’re a brand called Western, made by a local company who are still producing tiles. I have some spare left by the previous owner so going to take one and see if I can get a match. He took photos and there are loads damaged and misplaced but if I can get replacements then I don’t think the whole thing needs changing.

Once the roofer got up there he saw loads of cracked and displaced tiles that have been there for a while. Reckons you can’t get these tiles any more, which I’m not so sure about.

So it turns out I need the whole thing replaced. FML.