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Not a bad result for us. Keeps Villa a couple of points behind us.

It took a full day but he got there in the end.

This would be near enough word for word what some were saying in Germany in 1933.

City two down. Still I’m sure that’s not as disappointing as switching on TNT to hear both Steve McManaman and Rio Ferdinand on co-comms.

I’m sure you don’t disagree.

Jesus Christ man, really sorry to hear that. All you can do now is try to enjoy the time you have left with her and hopefully it’s in the comfort of her own home.

Mods, name change to Toutpack please.

Meenzer, let me know where you got that desk ornament...

He walked away from Man U with a £4.1m payoff. Not bad for five months work.

Aye, up until recently I thought the Saudis were the good GUYS.

Says the Poundshop Rangers fan.

The father is a Celtic fan.

At what point will Americans realise he’s in Putin’s pocket?

He’s on this week’s League of Their Own. Says nothing of note so don’t go out of your way to tune in.

Disappointing for Celtic. I was at the first leg and they were very poor for 60 minutes but tonight they started like they finished the last match. They worked their balls off and played decent football only to be beaten by nearly the last kick.

What actually happened:

Some day I hope to find someone who loves me the way you love Stefan Borson.

Don't listen to him wyki, you still look great.

Fucking fairweather fan.

Don't worry, I have no problem getting your missus to put out.

So they make a ruling before the accounts have been put together? At some point you might want to stop digging.

'Hey google, how do I get my wife to stop sending me to bed at 6pm without my tea?'

So they relegate Everton half way through the following season and promote last season's play off final loser? This is really desperate stuff from you.

Aye, apparently they've designed the acoustics so that the boos sound four times louder than they did at Goodison Park.