Jimbo

"Where in the bible does it mention a giant bunny rabbit leaving chocolate eggs in the night ?" Bill Hicks.

and who said romance was dead ?

Verified !

Go to the Chemist for a bottle of Buckfast.

Sven

I think we could make a better assessment as to whether she deserves a second chance if you posted a picture of her, in whatever state of undress you see fit.

This. When I've tried it in the past and you just end up thinking "I wonder what the twat has written now" and click the link to read it anyway.

The bottom line is you don't trust her, as Hova said, keep nailing her until something better comes along but do don't do her bareback.

Olden but golden

OK strictly speaking its a key but what the hell

Poor Tom, he's a good lad when you get know him

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=21091 Continual comments of a racist nature, Stevie has continually pushed the limit of tolerance of racism and bigotry and has been given a 7 day ban. The reasons for the ban were made perfectly clear to Stevie at the time.

It's Louise Taylor !

Suddenly our 0-2 doesn't look so bad.

1-3 Chelsea

Yes, I've got in installed but you need remote access activated on your SKY+ account and my box is playing up, it's not recognising my phone line is attached, need to give them a ring.

Aye, 18 months is bad enough !

iFart is awesome Especially the "brown Mosquito"

Real first name: James Nickname: Jimbo Age: 31 34 Occupation: Electrical Engineer Location: Lowestoft Language(s) spoken? English (badly) Avatart - why? Bouncy tits ! Ari Gold Previous avatarts? Burt Reynolds, Djibril Cisse Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2003 ??? Board highlights? Hughesie's abortion The infamous "Note tucked in me paper" thread Board lowlights? Nisse, the fall out from "Hitzfeld-gate" What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Sperm donor Pets? None Dog, Hamster, Rabbit I play a bit like.... Douglas Bader Douglas Bader with Parkinsons Football heroes? Gazza, Marco Van Basten, Gary Lineker, Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle Marco Van Basten Football villains? Graeme Souness, Robbie Savage, Eric Cantona, Fergie. Best advice given? "if you don't f*ck them, someone else will" Ideal partner? Kelly Brook Ideal dinner date? Bill Hicks Ideal meal? Chinese Can you cook? barely Current wheels? Toyota Estima Lucida TD 4X4 8 Seater Japanese edition Chrysler Voyager SE Biggest influence? My brother in law TV programmes? Father Ted, CSI, Blackadder II, American Chopper, Mythbusters. The Shield, Dexter, Tudors, Entourage ! Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, Skate or Plaice ! Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese: Aromatic Crispy duck with hoi-sin sauce. Favourite tunes? U2, INXS, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Creed, Coldplay Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie Marsh ( hers are real ) George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Pulp Fiction Apocalypto is a close 2nd If I won a million pounds.... I'd be as reckless and irresposible as I am with money now ! Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 5 years old, dads home brew wine. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nearly susspended for assualt, Head teacher was a magistrate, I owe her big time. Not a lot of people know that...... I can't swim. I'm an ordained Priest (an internet one anyway) Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £110, dodgy leather jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 I'm obsessed with..... Masturbating In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still masturbating.

Tyson An outstanding documentary, a 90 minute monologue where Tyson bares his soul and inner demons in amazing frankness.

David....... Seriously.

Matt Paige Damon Richard Tiffany Gere Billie Paul Piper Courteney Bass Cox Emile Ivanhoe Heskey Bob Primrose Wilson Hugh Mungo Grant Kate Garry Hudson Joe Fucking Kinnear

No doubt when leaves the papers will delight in working out how many millions per goal he has cost us.