Jimbo

camera -> upload -> imageshack -> joy shared. Too late, she's gone, she's no oil painting but respect where respect is due, she does have a stunning rack.

Goldfrapp - Strict Machine

1, Got a cracking hangover 2, I have no recollection of how I got home last night 3, I'm babysitting until 2pm 4, I need to do the washing up but keep thinking of reasons not to 5, I'm trying to type whilst oogling at my neighbours daugthers tits, they are really big.

TRANSFER RUMOURS West Ham want £8m-rated Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy to replace Carlos Tevez. (The Sun) Chelsea skipper John Terry will decide on his future this summer - but will not hand in a transfer request. (Daily Star) Chelsea's Claude Makelele will join Villarreal this summer. (Daily Mirror) The Blues are lining up a swoop for Brazil defender Alex - for the princely sum of $1. (Daily Mail) Newcastle's Steven Taylor has told the club not to mess him about and give him a new contract. (Daily Mirror) Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp wants to make Freddie Ljungberg his next signing. (Daily Star) Pompey are also keen to snap up Titus Bramble after the defender was released by Newcastle. (Daily Mail) Spurs have overtaken Man Utd in the race to sign highly-rated Southampton youngster Gareth Bale. (The Guardian) West Ham are set to lose striker Bobby Zamora to Atletico Madrid. (Daily Mirror) Rangers will have to stump up at least £2m to land Osasuna defender Carlos Cuellar. (Daily Record) Eddie Lewis could quit Leeds and make a shock return to former club Preston. (Daily Star) Aston Villa are chasing Portugal Under-21 left-back Antunes. (Daily Mirror) Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp will ask owner Alexander Gaydamak for funds to sign Jermain Defoe, if the striker is put up for sale by Spurs. (The Times) West Brom's Jason Koumas has told the club he will snub Celtic and stay at the Hawthorns - if the club are promoted. (Daily Mirror) Dundee United boss Craig Levein is closing in on a deal for Polish keeper Lukasz Zaluska - and will unveil three more signings next week. (Daily Record) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Angry Arsene Wenger could leave Arsenal over the boardroom row which saw David Dein leave the club - and will take Thierry Henry with him. (Various) Frank Lampard, John Terry and Arjen Robben have been offered 'take it or leave it' deals by Chelsea - which will mean all three are earning less than misfiring Andriy Shevchenko. (The Sun) Bryan Robson is poised to replace Neil Warnock as Sheffield United manager. (Various) Meanwhile, Sheffield United number two Stuart McCall is poised to quit the Blades to become the new Bradford manager. (Daily Star) Derby insist they will keep boss Billy Davies despite interest from Manchester City. (The Sun) A Dubai-based consortium is leading the way to take over Leeds with a £40m bid. (Daily Star) Wigan supremo Dave Whelan and Premier League chief executive Richard Scudamore have agreed to calm down over the Carlos Tevez affair. (Daily Star) Clarence Seedorf claims AC Milan deserved to beat Liverpool in the 2005 Champions League final. (Various) Claudio Ranieri remains top of Man City's wish list for their new manager - despite the Italian telling BBC Sport on Thursday that they were yet to make contact with him. (Various) Preston boss Paul Simpson has admitted that former assistant Dennis Booth is refusing to speak to him after being released. (Daily Mail) Back to top AND FINALLY Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has a good cry when his side loses a big match. (The Sun) Sheffield United's Phil Jagielka had mixed feelings about his surprise call-up to the England B squad - because it means he will miss a holiday to Halkidki in Greece for which he has already paid. (Daily Express)

Franka Potente is in the 6th season of the shield

Even as an engineer, that bores the the shit out of me !

Last Updated: Thursday, 17 May 2007, 17:50 GMT 18:50 UK http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6667043.stm Window cleaner drowned in bucket A window cleaner drowned in his bucket of water after suddenly collapsing while he worked, an inquest heard. Mark Fairhurst, 35, of Wigan, Greater Manchester, was found with his head submerged in water by his customer, Elizabeth Bebe, in June 2006. Bolton Coroner's Court heard that a heart condition caused the collapse but the cause of death was drowning because he was unable to save himself. The jury returned a unanimous verdict of accidental death. The father-of-one, of Fowler Close, Scholes, was working at the home of Miss Bebe in Whelley, near Wigan. She told the inquest: "I went outside to hang some washing at the back when I saw a ladder propped up against the wall. "I then saw Mark lying on the ground motionless, with his arms tucked in and his head tilted to the right inside the bucket. "It looked like he had been in that position for some time. I went to call a neighbour who then called the ambulance and the police." No foul play Miss Bebe told the jury she thought Mr Fairhurst may have fallen while on the ground, rather than from his ladder. The hearing also heard that the window cleaner had complained about heart palpitations earlier in the year but had not told his doctor. Pathologist Dr Charles Wilson told the jury he had been informed that Mr Fairhurst had been assaulted in August 2005 which had led to memory problems. He said he could not rule out the incident being linked to his blackout - but was satisfied there was no foul play. Coroner Jennifer Leeming expressed her condolences to the family of Mr Fairhurst at the hearing on Thursday.

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Covonia is superb old fashioned kill or cure cough syrup.

Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! Thats usually only attempted at someone elses house tbh.

As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does.

The 37-year-old midfielder, who played in Europe's premier club competition during his six and a half years at St James' Park and also reached a UEFA Cup semi-final, is convinced Allardyce is the man to bring the good times back to Tyneside. Speed spent the seasons working under the former Bolton boss at the Reebok Stadium and is ideally placed to assess his appointment as Glenn Roeder's successor. He said: "This is a brilliant move by Newcastle United, appointing Sam Allardyce as their new manager. "It is great for my old club and I have no doubt there are exciting times ahead for them. "Sam will whip Newcastle into a decent side - and mark my words, it will not be too long before Newcastle are challenging again for a Champions League spot." Speed was taken to St James' by Kenny Dalglish when he completed a £5.5million move from Everton in February 1998. He made 285 appearances for the club and scored 40 goals before Allardyce snapped him up for a bargain £750,000 in July 2004, and three campaigns on, he is still going strong after being named as new boss Sammy Lee's assistant following the new Newcastle boss's departure. The former Wales international, who worked under Dalglish, Ruud Gullit and Sir Bobby Robson on Tyneside, knows Allardyce's management style better than most, and is confident he has what it will take to revive the club's fortunes. He said: "Sam Allardyce meant a lot to a lot of people at Bolton Wanderers, no more than me. He is the best coach I have ever worked with. "Sam is a great fella, but he has not got where he is today by being a nice guy. "Yes, he will give his players a right old rocket, but he never holds a grudge. "Looking at the situation at St James' Park, I would say Sam Allardyce will suit Newcastle United and Newcastle United will suit Sam Allardyce. "There are exciting times ahead for the Geordies. He will certainly get Newcastle United winning games again, and that's the most important thing." Allardyce has held initial discussions with chairman Freddy Shepherd over his recruitment plans and offloaded five players yesterday as he prepared to rebuild. He is already being linked with a growing list of potential targets - among them Bolton defender Tal Ben Haim, Portsmouth's Sol Campbell and Middlesbrough striker Mark Viduka. However, while defence will be a priority, particularly following the departures of Titus Bramble and Craig Moore, his plans could be dictated by the answers he gets from strikers Michael Owen and Obafemi Martins over their respective futures.

I can only think the reason that Baba and Carr haven't gone is because they would need a sizeable payoff due to length of contract, lets just hope they are sold or contracts mutually terminated asap.

Just ordered it from Play.com

I've only seen Dave Gorman in Googlewack (which I thought was superb) and QI, although I thoroughly enjoyed Googlewack I was starting to find him somewhat irritating.

I would have seriously questioned the ambitions of the club had Bramble's contract been renewed, the decision was no-brainer, he had to go.

If the Premier league insist on him having his actual surname on his shirt it could become confusing.

She's given me an instant pole !

Manchester United and Newcastle want to lure striker Mark Viduka from Middlesbrough on a free transfer. (The Sun) Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton is hoping a move abroad to either Roma, Atletico Madrid, Hamburg or Bayern Munich will give him the chance of salvaging his career. (The Sun) The summer circus of moves could see Andriy Shevchenko shipped off to Villarreal to fund a move for David Villa from Valencia. But that's only going to go through if Valencia get their mits on ex-Manchester United striker Diego Forlan. (The Daily Star) Southampton's play-off defeat to Derby means Gareth Bale will leave the club this summer with Manchester United and Tottenham leading the chase. (The Daily Star) Derby's sought-after midfielder Giles Barnes is set to show a bit of loyalty as he insists he will stay at the club next season even if they are not promoted to the Premiership. (Various) Charlton want Colchester striker Chris Iwulemo to shoot them straight back into the top-flight. (The Daily Star) El-Hadji Diouf is set to follow in the footsteps of ex-boss Sam Allardyce and leave Bolton. (The Daily Star) Freddie Ljungberg's time may be up at Arsenal, who could let up to 11 players go. (The Daily Mail) Blackburn are ready to make a bid for Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy to bring him back to Ewood Park. (The Daily Mirror) Bolton are racing against former manager Allardyce to sign Swiss midfielder Gelson Fernandes. (The Daily Mirror) Middlesbrough winger Nathan Porritt - dubbed the next Ryan Giggs - is being coveted by Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool. (The Times) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Chelsea defender John Terry is in a strop. He is ready to hand in a transfer request because he is not being offered the same money as Andriy Shevchenko or Michael Ballack. (Daily Express) Wigan may be regretting winning their Premiership survival battle - Paul Jewell says he would not have quit as manager if the club had been relegated. (Various) Leicester are keen on Neil Warnock after he left his job as Sheffield United manager. (The Daily Mirror) Fulham boss Lawrie Sanchez is set for a summer shake-up at Craven Cottage as he aims to head off unrest in his squad. (The Daily Mirror) Arjan de Zeeuw's future at Wigan is in doubt with his contract expiring this summer and no word of a new deal. (The Daily Mirror) West Ham midfielder Yossi Benayoun is set for showdown talks at West Ham and could hand in a transfer request. (Independent) Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd says the club are not for sale. (Various) Celtic duo Teddy Bjarnason and Kjartan Binnbogason have been offered new deals. (Daily Record) Back to top AND FINALLY Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson hopes the FA Cup final does not go to the drama of spot-kicks as he says he has a "diabolical" record when it comes to penalties. Jose Mourinho has changed his tune on referee Graham Poll. The Chelsea boss, who has been particularly critical of the soon-to-retire referee, has now said: "It is a great quality to decide when to stop. Only intelligent people can do it. He has stopped at the top and I wish him a great future in his new life."

I think its only fair that if she has invested in her norks that you should at least bring them into coversation.

Do you seriously think that despite the election of MP's in a general election that electorate vote on the basis of their local representative ? of course not, the overwhelming reason for voting is your favoured preference of the party as a whole and the leader of which that will lead the country. The thing is though, the way the system of government works is that you vote for your local representative. I don't know which way you voted but let's say you voted Labour. You didn't vote for Tony Blair directly, you voted for your local rep. What you just said has merit, but technically, in the way the whole system works, you voted for your local member of parliament. I acknowledge your argument, and I accept that's how some people vote, but the simple fact is that if your local rep is a Labour member, he or she put forward their choice of leader of the Labour party on their area's behalf. It's just the way it is. That's how democracy works in the system used here. It'd be the same for me at home. Agreed, thats how it works in principle, but I seriously doubt many people's votes are decided on local issues or on which of the local representatives are a better spokesman for the area, its far more a national decision than a local one.

Do you seriously think that despite the election of MP's in a general election that electorate vote on the basis of their local representative ? of course not, the overwhelming reason for voting is your favoured preference of the party as a whole and the leader of which that will lead the country.

Quite right, Gordon Brown doesn't have the mandate of the public, it should go to a general election. Although I can't see any of them deserving of my vote.

Careful now

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