Jimbo

What the fuck are you dribbling on about Rob ? I visited the country, and I fucking hated it, sorry if you were expecting some Pseudointellectual chin stroking, but I'm just giving my honest answer. If you take pleasure in any of the misery I described, fine, knock yourself out.

I wouldn't go to that shit-hole again if you paid me, went there about 8 years ago and I rate it as by a country mile the worst place I have visited in my life, if I could have afforded it at the time I'd have paid to come home after 2 days. If you enjoy shit food, flies, being nagged by every "friendly" local shop owner if you make the fatal mistake of venturing out of your hotel complex, then go for it, but if you've got any sense sign up for a week in Darfur before going to Tunisia.

Nice philosophy !

What a kernt.

Jericho bored me shitless.

agreed, its a superb show.

Wouldn't fancy cutting tiddles a hole in the back door for a cat flap either !

[falsetto]Run tooooo the hilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls[/falsetto]

I don't doubt Parker's quality as a player, but I'm seriously starting to question his merits as a captain.

Torn

The full £88m then? I'm really disapointed that reply took 7mins

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I'd settle for enough to give me a lifetime membership at hornygranny.com and a lifetime supply of Kleenex.

Muslims tbh.

I use Anti-Vir which is a free one, I've had no problems, I hear lots of good things from people using Panda and also Bullguard, anything but Norton tbh.

tbh Which state is Dagenham in ? A fucking right bad one

tbh Which state is Dagenham in ?

An American Prayer is good.

Rocktastic !

Robert's free kick in the 4-3 Vs ManUre. The only thing to beat that, was the sight of Roy Keane getting his marching orders.

it's for when he has nuddy women on the screen, he pretends they wrote to him. It helps apparently. it all helps during wanking role-play, honest. Just out of shot (no pun intended) is a post-it with 'harder Jimbo, yeah, that's the spot' written on it. I usually don't need prompts like that, I usually slip some Rohypnol in my coffee so I can seduce myself.

it's for when he has nuddy women on the screen, he pretends they wrote to him. It helps apparently. it all helps during wanking role-play, honest.

I've noticed Mrs Jimbo has lobbed a stair-gate across the door, is that to keep the kids from catching anything out of your shit-pit? It serves two purposes, it keeps my youngest little scrote from wrecking my PC in the same manner he's fucked up my TV and DVD player, plus it keeps the other kids from seeing "all those nuddy women" on my computer.

Ah I hadn't thought of using that end !

The Verve - Sonnet.