Jimbo

Now she's a MILF !

does anyone else think that seemed to happen really quick...Ithought it took a while to die when you were hanged /hung??? LOL where you expecting Robin Hood to swing across the screen with a knife between his teeth to cut him down ?

TRANSFER RUMOURS Former England captain David Beckham, who has insisted he will not leave Real Madrid in the new year transfer window, is free to talk to any club in the world on 1 January - and 15 have already made contact with his agents. (News of the World) Liverpool are set to make a bid for Beckham on the back of the proposed takeover of the Anfield club by Dubai International Capital. (The People) Real Madrid sporting director Predrag Mijatovic wants to talk to Beckham about his plans. (Mail on Sunday) Manchester United are prepared to take a £20m gamble on Bayern Munich midfielder Owen Hargreaves by signing him in January before he has recovered from a broken leg. (Sunday Mirror) Watford are plotting to hijack Wigan's £3m move for West Brom striker Nathan Ellington. (Sunday Mirror) Newcastle are set to make a £6m bid for Everton striker James Beattie. (News of the World) Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho will not let on-loan defender Glen Johnson stay at Portsmouth beyond the end of the season. (News of the World) Bolton boss Sam Allardyce wants his friend and Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson to loan him Alan Smith, who can play in midfield or as a striker. (The People) Rangers, Aston Villa and Manchester City are tracking Bolton forward Kevin Davies. (News of the World) Manchester United winger Kieran Richardson insists he will not be leaving the club in January. (Sunday Mirror) Portsmouth will swoop for Old Trafford star Richardson on a six-month loan deal. (News of the World) Charlton striker Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is top of Sheffield United's wanted list. (Various) Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has no money to spend in the January transfer window as the Gunners push for a Champions League place. (Mail on Sunday) Arsenal's teenage striker Nicklas Bendtner has caused such a stir on loan at Birmingham that he has attracted the interesting of some top Italian sides, including AC Milan, (Sunday Express) Defender Matthew Upson, who has been linked to Newcastle, Tottenham and Liverpool, will spark a £6m bidding war this week by snubbing a new Birmingham contract. (News of the World) Fulham are closing in on £1.5m Swedish defender Per Nilsson, who plays for Norwegian club Odd Grenland. (Sunday Mirror) Middlesbrough ran another check on Preston striker David Nugent in Saturday's match at Sunderland. (Sunday Mirror) Sheffield United are willing to break their transfer record to sign Nugent for £5m. (News of the World) Charlton winger Dennis Rommedahl is a £1m target for FC Copenhagen - even though he would be available on a free transfer in July. (Various) Watford will make a £3.5m swoop for Fulham forward Collins John. (News of the World) Newcastle and West Ham are attempting to scupper Liverpool's hopes of landing Blackburn defender Lucas Neill. (News of the World) Manchester City are eyeing Twente Enschede's Congo striker Blaise N'Kufo and Birmingham midfielder David Dunn. (Sunday Mirror) Valencia will only let star striker David Villa go to Liverpool if they get Anfield keeper Jose Reina as part of the deal. (The People) Reading want to sign American international winger Eddie Johnson, who plays for Kansas City Wizards, on a six-month loan deal. (News of the World) Tottenham have beaten Chelsea and Arsenal in the race to sign Racing Lens midfielder Adel Taarabt, 17. (Sunday Express) Nottingham Forest want to sign midfielder Marc Bircham, who has also been linked to Plymouth and Leeds, from QPR. (News of the World) Leeds boss Dennis Wise wants to sign former Chelsea team-mate Tore Andre Flo, who is now a free agent after a spell as a striker in Italy. (News of the World) Southampton will resist the temptation to sell teenage defender Gareth Bale in January. (Mail on Sunday) Bale will agree to join Manchester United - because the Old Trafford outfit will allow the 17-year-old to stay on loan at St Mary's for the next 18 months. (The Football Paper/Non-League Review) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has hit out at his side and questioned his own ability after the Blues fell six points behind Manchester United in the Premiership title race. (Various) Charlton boss Alan Pardew will tempt West Ham striker Teddy Sheringham to join him at The Valley by offering him a coaching job. (The People) Pardew is poised to bring in former Colchester and Hull boss Phil Parkinson as his assistant at Charlton. (Sunday Mirror) Chelsea captain John Terry hopes to return to action in the Carling Cup semi-final against Wycombe on 10 January following a back operation. (Various) Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton has backed Old Trafford winger Cristiano Ronaldo to become footballer of the year in 2007. (News of the World) Back to top AND FINALLY... West Ham striker Bobby Zamora treated himself to a rooftop jacuzzi for Christmas. (The People) Newcastle and England striker Michael Owen will treat wife Louise to a two-night stay in an exclusive £100,000 tree house in the grounds of a hotel just outside Chester. (Sunday Express)

Amen ! I've got the party poppers and my dancing shoes ready !

Photoshop'ed tbh. An insult to photoshoppers tbh - it's fucking shite man, still cheap shots and all that... MS Paint tbh

do you reckon he goes to a salon to get it professionally tousled? "Just the usual Mr Brand"?

Yes. Although I hasten to add that I'm just shaggy, and so it tends to just fall into place. Avril Lavigne look? Cobblers! you had clearly spent the minutes prior to taking that shot, preening your hair to get that look.

Agreed, it boils my piss too. I can see a Hungerford in you's two Why not, it might improve the gene pool.

Agreed, it boils my piss too.

Hamstring I believe, and Nicky Butt replaced him at the back.

Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs Lower case "L". ffs

I think he should stick to making tv show's about fishing tbh.

Photoshop'ed tbh.

Come on, narrow it down a bit ! Roger Taylor, Brian May or John Deacon ??

Should.

There was another trial still running. I thought it would have made sense to try him for everything, and then hang him. The American's wanted him hanged as soon as possible, so a further trials wouldn't unearth all the receipts for the weapons they sold him to slaughter Kurds with.

If Emre fucks off to Bayern Munich, this would be a good move, in my opinion.

Real Madrid are prepared to sell David Beckham to Inter Milan for £4m after talks over a new contract stalled. (The Sun)

He will need to change his hair cut to a centre parting purely for chanting purposes.

Great, now we've turned a monster into a martyr.

Nah, you're probably like me, forgot you even had a bloody Gmail account !

Average striker, but he's a super kid....

Done. If anyone else wants one, I have 49 invites left.

It always amuses me that people take pictures of themselves in mirrors, there is such a thing as self timers on cameras you know !

That was a shorter version of what I saw live, it was absolutely mesmerising to witness.